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Nice Whores Finish Last

Ok so we get a phone call telling us that our friend got engaged and there was going to be an impromptu BBQ in their honor. "Just bring something and come on over!"

Ohhh, a party!

I didn't have a lot of time so I threw together a Caesar salad and made a pitcher of lemon drops (I soooo don't want an e-mail about an intervention) and we were out the door.

Who is the first person I see when I step on to the patio? His Wife (See below) and by God, she brought that damn salad again. Only this time, because apparently she was so ecstatic that I like it last week, she decided to "take it up a notch". Which, in layman's terms means, she combined shell pasta, macaroni pasta, rotini pasta, corn, peas, celery, Sp... Spa... breathe.... SPAM, tomatoes, TACO SEASONING, mayonnaise, cheddar cheese and "a dash of paprika on top for color!"

I totally drank the entire pitcher of lemon drops.
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Posted by Foodwhore at April 25, 2004 12:23 AM