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Seriously, Get A Room

I made a dash into the grocery store this morning because, of all things, I ran out of coffee. Which is the equivalent of running out of, oh, air. (Or lemons!)

So I'm in the coffee aisle when I hear this man moaning. Loudly.

"Ohhhhh...."

"Ohhhhh, Baby. Ohhhhhh, down a little bit."

I had to kind of shake my head a bit to make sure I wasn't hearing things. My friend "Karla" (name changed for privacy purposes) happend to be getting coffee too and she said, "Did I just hear that?" And I said, "Well, I think so, but..."

"Ohhhh, yes. Do it a bit harder down a bit...."

Karla said, "What the Hell? Are they filming a damn porn in the next aisle??" We both just stood there, eyes darting back and fourth not quite knowing what to do. "Screw it", I said, "I am going around the corner to find out what the Hell is going on."

There in the canned goods aisle was a man bent over at the waist with his wife standing behind him rubbing his back. When she turned to see me standing there, she said, "Oh, my poor husband is having a back spasm and I just told him to bend right over and I would take care of it."

Yeah, whatever.

Get a damn room.

Freaks.

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Posted by Foodwhore at May 28, 2004 10:26 AM