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A Very Bad Day

It's Monday.

I had hopes for the day.

It started off fine.

But then...

Well, I am having a very bad day.

How bad?

It's so bad it's just shitty beyond repair.

It's so bad that after I dropped the salad I made for lunch I got in the car and drove to Jack in the Box out of sheer frustration.

That's right. I said Jack in the Box. That's fast food, people. I hate fast food.

It's so bad that I scanned the menu and settled on a taco with a large order of fries. I thought, "How bad can they screw up a taco?" Yeah. If you heard my stomach right now you would know. It sounds like there's an ogre in there.

It's so bad that when I got to the drive-up window there was a sign for cheesecake and I said, "Oh! Cheesecake!".

It's so bad that I got excited about cheesecake from a freaking fast food joint.

It's so bad that I totally ordered that cheesecake.

It's so bad that when I got my order and noticed they had given me a small french fry instead of a large, I knocked on the little sliding window and complained, and made The Large Sweaty Boy with the zit on his nose give me my large.

It's so bad that I had the fries eaten before I got out of my car.

Ok, wait.

I lied.

It's so bad that I had the fries eaten before I got out of the parking lot.

A very bad day.

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Posted by Foodwhore at June 28, 2004 01:59 PM