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Things I have learned so far today.

If you're running late for an appointment and decide to touch up your lip liner while driving, chances are you're going to hit a pothole and shove that lip liner right up your nose.

And it will hurt.

Aforementioned pothole will also jiggle your freshly-purchased Breve' enough to spill caramel colored coffee all over your right khaki pant leg.

And it will burn.

If you forget to close your car window at night, changes are you will be driving down the road, trying to recover from the lip liner up the nose and the intense burning sensation from the spilled coffee, when out of your back window will fly a moth - and not a coordinated moth. And it will flutter around your hair - your massively curly hair - which will make you freak out and scream like a baby and force you to pull off the road and open all your car doors and try to shoo the moth out of your car.

But it won't budge.

Bastard.

And then when you arrive to your destination, frazzled and thinking you are running late, it will be a good lesson for you to double check your schedule.

Because chances are the appointment you thought you were running late for - is tomorrow.
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Posted by Foodwhore at August 19, 2004 10:18 AM