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August 21, 2004
So you know that I have done nothing but whine incessently over the past few months about the heat. We have been suffering from draught-like conditions and it has caused a lot of concern of late. And it's also caused a lot of fires. It's one thing to be The Food Whore. It's another thing entirely to be The Sweaty Whiney Crabby Bitch of a Food Whore. So I am home to shower and get ready to go serve my trick tonight for 300 people. The event, by the way, was planned for outside. I saw "was" because it's raining. And I don't mean it's a lovely little sprinkle to freshen the air and water the grass. I mean it's pouring so hard you can't see when you drive. It's coming down so heavy that there's a van parked out front and the sign on the door says, "Noah's Ark Builders". And I just saw two dogs pass by my window and had to open my door so two spiders could make their way out.
So I am off to get dressed and head out the door. Now...where did I put those barn boots. Posted by Foodwhore at August 21, 2004 01:43 PM
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