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September 15, 2004
"This is The Food Whore, Can I help you?"
"Yeah. Um. I need to book a wedding."
"You need to book a wedding?"
"Yeah. Um. So. Can you do it?"
"Well, first things first. Let's get the date."
"Friday."
"Excuse me?"
"Wait...'HONEY? HEY?? What is that date? What? Ok!' Ok. The 24th."
"The 24th of..."
"Of September."
"So that's like next Friday."
"Yeah."
"Next week."
"Um. Yeah."
"Why. Am I calling you too soon?"
That sound you hear is the sound of me banging my head on my desk.
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Posted by Foodwhore at September 15, 2004 01:39 PM
Ooh wow - what planners they are! Nothing like the last minute!
Posted by: Echo at September 17, 2004 03:32 PM
