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Seagull Droppings
September 13, 2004
So I get outside this morning and I am face to face with a seagull who's standing on the roof of my car.
"Uh, hi."
Squawk.
"Mine...Mine...Mine...Mine...! Ahahaha! See, if you were human and could watch movies you would know that's from the movie Finding Nemo and you would be laughing hysterically.
Blank stare.
"Ok, I really don't want you to move around so much. I am afraid you're going to scratch my paint. And my car needs all the help it can get."
Squawk.
"So I am going to get in my car now. It would be great if you would just fly away and we could part as friends."
Squawk.
"Right. Ok. Here I go opening the door..."
Squawk! Splat.
"Ok, so I guess that poop on the roof of my car means you don't want to be friends?"
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Posted by Foodwhore at September 13, 2004 10:47 AM
