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Today, That Was Me
September 22, 2004

Have you ever been to the grocery store, hearing someone's grocery cart wheels squeeking and grinding to the point of annoyance, and wondering who was stupid enough to pick that cart?

Today, that stupid person was me. (It was the only cart left)


Have you ever been to the grocery store when someone knocked over the Ritz Cracker display and you heard them, very clearly, say "Shit!" And you wondered who the klutzy, foul-mouthed person was?

Today, that klutzy, foul-mouthed person was me. (Why do they put those in the middle of an aisle?!?)


Have you ever been to the grocery store, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a cart comes rolling and slams you in the back of your legs and you turn around to see who the idiot was who did it?

Today, that idiot was me. (I let it go for one second...)

Have you ever been to the grocery store and watched a woman try a sample of organic cranberry juice and spill it all down the front of her chin?

Today, that juice spilling woman was me.


Damnit.

Posted by Foodwhore at September 22, 2004 05:45 PM

That sounds like an awful day.

Tomorrow WILL be better. Really.

Cook on!

Posted by: Ranta Lot at September 22, 2004 07:38 PM

Sounds like one of my erratic driving days...

Posted by: Kristin at September 23, 2004 07:20 AM

I am so sorry you had a " Lucy" day!

Posted by: Gail at September 24, 2004 02:38 PM

Yesterday I had to pick up meds for Sammy at the vet and grabbed a quick cup of water from the cooler. I proceeded to spill water all over my shirt (ok, right on my boobs). What's a gal to do?

Then there was the time I dropped the bottle of maple syrup at the market...

Thanks for reminding me I'm in good company!

Posted by: Averyl at September 25, 2004 03:42 AM

Well, you're sure not alone... And heck, anyone who can cook like you is entitled to raising a ruckus in the supermarket once in awhile. Just tell 'em you wanted to make sure they were paying attention... ~;^)

Posted by: thefoxymama at September 26, 2004 06:34 PM

 
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