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Christmas Spirit
December 17, 2004

It's that time of year that brings out the worst in people.


Which is such a sad testament to mankind. Here we are in what should be the happiest time of the year and I have seen old women scowl at children and I am pretty sure the Salvation Army bell ringer told someone to kiss his ass outside of the grocery store.


I sort of thought things would be different in Costco.

Why I thought it would be different in Costco is beyond me, really. But I did.

And as usual, I was wrong.

Apparently this is the time of year where people are really intense about things like romaine hearts as I so found out when I was loading my cart full of them and made an enemy in the produce cooler.


"Do you need all of that romaine?"

"I do, yes."

"Well what for?"

"Well, for dinner I am catering."

"So you're a caterer?"

"Yes."

"Well then why don't you order romaine from your supplier."

"Well I did but there was a mistake and the order was short two cases so I needed more."

"Well how is that my problem?"

"Excuse me?"

"You're in here taking all the romaine and the rest of us will be left with nothing."

"But there's like 15 cases left in the stack..."

"Well there won't be if people like you come here and wipe it out."


At that point I figured I had two choices; either say something sarcastic and toss my hair and storm out of the cooler, or kill her with kindness.

I am sure you know this was a difficult choice for me. But I am working on that.

"Well do you need the romaine I have in my cart?"

"What?"

"Do you need the romaine I have in my cart? I will gladly give it to you."

"Well that would be stupid - I can get my own."


Long pause and a lip bite.

"So then your issue with my taking two cases of romaine really isn't about the romaine as much as it is you being a miserable bitch?"


I tried.


Really.

Posted by Foodwhore at December 17, 2004 02:19 PM

You always manage to say the things I want to say in the exact same situation - except of course I didn't need two cases of romaine. You rock!

Posted by: Jennifer at December 17, 2004 03:18 PM

ROFL! I never think of anything good to say until I've left the situation.

Posted by: Heather at December 18, 2004 06:58 AM

You go, Girl!

Posted by: Kristin at December 18, 2004 09:54 PM

 
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