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February 27, 2005
I don't particularly like to bartend at Tricks. For the most part it's fine, but sometimes people get surly and it makes the entire process unenjoyable. But for the nights when everyone is pretty well-behaved it's pretty entertaining to listen to conversations and watch people make fools of themselves. Tonight was one of those nights.
Anyway.
"Well this should be fun", I thought. So Lady 1 one says to Lady 2, "What do you think of my breasts?" "They are fabulous, are they new?" "Yes - well, sort of. I got them last year before my divorce." "So were they a going away present for your husband?" "No - I got them for him. He was always on me to get new boobs." "Men." "Yeah." "So what size are they?" "32 D" "Wow." "Yeah." "So since you got divorced I assume they didn't work?" "Nope. He still left me for this young chick he had his eye on." "Ass Hole." "Yeah - and the thing is - the girl has no tits. Nothing. She's like an ironing board." "I bet he buys her new breasts." "No - actually he told me he never liked big breasts." "He didn't." "He did." "Well then why did he have you get the implants?" "He told me he thought it would make me nicer." "Ass Hole." "Yeah."
Posted by Foodwhore at February 27, 2005 12:01 AM 
I think the only thing that would make me nicer is if my ass went away! Posted by: veg4me at February 27, 2005 05:55 AM I think the only thing that would make me nicer is if my ass went away! - Posted by veg4me
Posted by: Gail at February 27, 2005 08:00 AM hehehe, by the sounds of it, her ass DID go away (or at least, the pain therein). ;-) Posted by: Hooch at February 27, 2005 01:36 PM That story is proof that there are still amazingly stupid womwn in this world. Posted by: Valerie at February 27, 2005 06:25 PM Stupid women, stupid men. Why would big boobs make you nicer? Do men think all of us Little Boobed People are bitter because we don't have big boobs? Posted by: Barb at February 28, 2005 03:49 AM Okay, here is the deal--anyone who would be all in someone else's face to have plastic surgery--they need a kick in the head. Anyone who would have plastic surgery because someone else told them to needs a kick in the ass. That said, I have naturally big boobs. I didn't ask for them, but they are there. I have spent my entire life behind these boobs, and they neither make me nicer or happier. People have made assumptions about me based on my breasts and that is irritating. So, for years, my boobs and I had a truce, albeit an uneasy one. At this point, I guess we are friends. But still--the amazing things people will believe of a woman if she has big breasts--well it is amazing, anyway. A lot of people are shallow and dumb. Too bad the couple divorced, they sounded perfect for each other. Posted by: Barbara at February 28, 2005 06:21 AM I have big boobs, and I'm still a bitch. What does that teach us?? : ) Posted by: Kate at February 28, 2005 10:00 AM I guess my lack of boobage explains my inherent bitchiness. Whew! Good to know there is a reason for it. ;) Posted by: Michelle at February 28, 2005 05:18 PM I have no boobs at all. I'm in general pretty nice but have a low tolerance for fools. If I got boobs perhaps I would be congenial all the time. Posted by: haddock at March 1, 2005 11:23 AM Like Kate, I'm not lacking in the boob area either, but I'm far from being Ms. Cheerful. The nice thing must only apply to those with faux boobs. Posted by: Lina at March 1, 2005 11:52 AM  |