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February 09, 2005
So I took a call from a Potential Client and this is how the conversation went:
"Hi there, my name is Potential Client. We met at your trick on December 5th, remember?" "I do, yes. How are you?" "I am fine thank you." "How can I help you?" "Well, I am wondering what I have to do to get you go block a date for me even though I am not ready to comit to it, yet." "Well, what month are you talking about?" "Well not until July." "What day in July? Are you talking weekend or week day?" "The 9th - a Saturday. Is that a problem?" "July is popular this year. All of my other weekends are booked and more calls are coming in. But I can hold the day until we sit down and talk. I assume you want to do that, right?" "Well, I will know more after the weekend." "Well, if we could pick a time now to sit down, I could pencil the date." "Well, see, the thing is, My Daughter's friend is having a reception this weekend and using the new XYZ Catering Company. Have you heard of them?" "I have heard tidbits about them, yes." "Well, gosh this is akward. My Daughter knows you are fabulous - everyone raved about the Trick on December 5th. But she would like to see how good XYZ is and if they are good she might want to use them." "Ok so just so I am clear, you want me to hold a date until you check out the competition to see if you like them better? And if you don't, then you will use me as your Plan B, kind of like if you can't get a date to the prom - you call your best friend to be your Fallback date?" "Well, I mean, don't take it personal. I should have never told you, I guess. But My Daughter just wants to see how they are and then..." "Oh that's totally fine. I encourage you to check out other options. I have always encouraged people to see what is out there. But I can't hold the date based on you not knowing who you will like better." "You can't?" *sligh chuckle* "No. I can't turn down a Client who wants to use me based on your indecision. It's nothing personal, business is business." "Well what if we don't like XYZ and we really want to use you?" "Well call me on Monday and if the July date is still open by the time we sit down, I am sure we will be able to work something out." "And what if you get a call between now and then wanting that date?" "Then I will book that date." "Well then I guess that's how it is, then." "Don't worry. I am sure it will all work out fine - I hear XYZ does a great job." "Well this all just became very stressful."
Nobody puts Baby in a corner, damnit. Posted by Foodwhore at February 9, 2005 10:27 AM
OMG! And I'm watching Dirty Dancing as I read your post! I haven't commented before, but this was too weird a coincidence! I love your blog and you make me giggle every day - don't ever stop that thing you do! Posted by: Zarah Maria at February 9, 2005 12:53 PM Your stories are just AMAZING! Posted by: sandy at February 9, 2005 02:00 PM You said Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Damn that's good. And excuse me? don't take it personal? Oh sure because the craft is such an impersonal thing, we don't ever really give of ourselves, create, themes, plates, parties and such, from a lifetime of experiences that come only from dedicating to the lifestyle. Why would you ever take that personal? What a tool that guy is. Posted by: Paul at February 9, 2005 03:42 PM I very much enjoy reading your entries. I hope this doesn't seem too petty or spiteful - but I REALLY hope someone calls this weekend to book that day. Posted by: StarGazer at February 9, 2005 10:15 PM maybe we should all chip in and book that weekend for a fan club event. Posted by: Paul at February 9, 2005 10:48 PM People are fickle. Many times we have had people come to our church every Sunday for about 6 months and when the honeymoon is over they go visit every other church in the area, after a month or so they return saying they like our church more than all the others and broadcast it to everyone, including the pastor ... who looked at me recently after this happened and confided after they left, "I'm a bit insulted. It's like they want a new best friend and go out looking and then come back and sigh, "I guess you'll have to do..." Posted by: Ranta Lot at February 10, 2005 08:26 AM P.S. I liked your old design, but your new design is lovely too. Posted by: Ranta Lot at February 10, 2005 08:28 AM Call me evil but I sure hope you're booked if they call back! Posted by: Gail at February 10, 2005 08:38 AM At this stage of the game I am pretty sure - booked or not - that I will tell her we aren't available. Posted by: The Food Whore at February 10, 2005 12:10 PM Good for you!! Posted by: Karla at February 10, 2005 05:25 PM Is this lady having a brain fart or what? Good Gawd....why didn't she just check out the other caterers before calling you?....tacky tacky tacky. Posted by: LaJhen at February 11, 2005 09:28 AM |