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Flip-Flop Fiasco
April 28, 2005

So it's Spring and the weather is glorious. Gone are the short, dark and dreary days of Winter. Here are the long and glorious days of spring with all the flowers blooming and cool breezes blowing at night.


It's also the time of year when I bring out my fabulous collection of flip-flops.


Ok and let's just discuss this for a minute. In my day, a flip-flop was a thong. We wore thongs to the pool. We wore thongs to the store. We wore thongs everywhere. And when you said, "I got a new pair of thongs", people didn't snicker at the idea that you were talking about underwear.

I am pretty ticked off at this generation for taking a word of my youth and turning it into a description of a piece of butt floss. I want my thongs back, damnit.


Anyway.


It's flip-flop (I am totally going to bring back the word Thong) weather and everywhere you go you hear that familiar "snap snap snap" of shoe against heel.


I was sporting my lime green pair yesterday - a pair I told myself was time to replace soon, as the little part that goes between my toes was starting to come apart.

So I cruised into the - you guessed it - grocery store. (I am starting to think of it as my version of Cheers - the place where everyone knows my name.) And I loaded up on a few essentials including Marmalade and a nice 6-pack of Heinekin for The Husband.

I paid for my items, carried on small banter with the bagger-boy, and was on my merry way, bags in hand. And I'm flip-flopping my way to the car when I stepped on something sticky which caused my flip-flop to get stuck, and as I was about to step up the little between my toe thingy gave way and I lost my footing.

And I tripped.


And I fell.


Right there in the damn parking lot.


Since I have very little dignity left, I wasn't so much worried about anyone seeing me as I was the condition of my groceries. The beer - thank God - made it. The marmalade did not fare so well.

Fortunately, I didn't get eggs.


Damn thongs.

Posted by Foodwhore at April 28, 2005 10:19 AM

That.....is the very reason I tell my kids not to throw their gum out in parking lots. It ticks me off when I step in something like that.

Posted by: lajhen at April 28, 2005 11:30 AM

I thought you were going to say you bought a pair of flip flops (they were NEVER thongs in NY)at the grocery.

I have a really nice pair that I got at the supermarket!

Posted by: veg4me at April 28, 2005 12:01 PM

I have always been a big fan of thongs until my last vacation when I bought a pair that scraped all the skin from between my toes.

Thank God the beer was ok!

Posted by: Sara at April 28, 2005 02:09 PM

As long as the beer was ok, it's all good :)

Posted by: HomefrontSix at April 28, 2005 03:06 PM

Thank you. I was having a 'not so nice' day and your post made me laugh out loud and delicately spit hot pot on my PC (where are my tissues?). Luckily for me, in Australia flip-flops ARE thongs, and thongs are called g-strings. Pity the poor guitar players!

Posted by: Margaret at April 28, 2005 08:23 PM

I remember when they were 'thongs'. I think it was about the same era as Boston on 8-track.

Over here they are 'rubbah slippahs' or just slippers. But I have a feeling you shouldn't be wearing any footwear with "slipper" in the name. :)

Posted by: Barb at April 29, 2005 03:00 AM

You? Fell?? Gosh, that's so hard to believe... : )

Posted by: Kate at April 29, 2005 09:36 AM

Hey, as another flip-flop afficianado, let me give you a hint. Birkenstock flip-flops. They are called "Gizehs", and while they are more expensive than normal flippy-floppy kind of shoes, they last forever. I have a pair I have worn for six years and only now have to have the footbeds replaced.

They are good for your feet, they last forever and they come in really cool colors and styles.

Flip-flops for the ages.

Posted by: Barbara at April 30, 2005 07:12 AM

I am sooooo old. We used to call them zories. That's the noise they make when you walk! Then then went to thongs, then another name, then flip flops.

Bring back the zorie! Well, maybe if we start with zorie, thong will end up being THE word!

Posted by: chronicler at April 30, 2005 07:20 AM

*L* I still catch myself calling them "thongs," until my daughter gives me "that look!"

Posted by: Dyane at April 30, 2005 11:06 AM

We still call them thongs here in Australia.

Underwear like that is called a g-string

Posted by: a girl running at April 30, 2005 08:38 PM

I thought I was the only one who called them thongs. Like back in the day they had the flat ones and then the thicker ones with the rainbow colors on the side. We used to get a new pair every summer before we went camping for the week. Lake Camanche. Good times. The Go-go's were just becoming popular. We used to go with my Dad's best friend from High School who had a daughter, Dina, she was gorgeous, this tall blonde Italian girl, she was my best friend. We used to play the Grease soundtrack on the 8 track over and over untill it broke.
All because of thongs. Thanks for the flood of memories.

Posted by: Paul at May 1, 2005 11:18 PM

We used to call them "snippies" because of the snip-snip sound they make when you walk!

Posted by: Sandee at May 2, 2005 08:41 AM

If I worked at that store I'd make a funny little video collage of all of your falls and send it in to America's Funniest Home Videos! LOL! ;)

I do call them flip-flops, and I don't remember ever calling them anything else. lol

Posted by: Echo at May 2, 2005 02:08 PM

As Margaret said previously in australia we wear thongs not flip flops - if someone told me to put on my flip flops i would give them a very very strange look. the other thing that amazes me is that you can buy beer in a grocery store (supermarket in Oz)!

Posted by: 4Sanity at May 2, 2005 09:48 PM

In L.A. we still call them thongs. Maybe I just don't know any hip young people though...wait, I do, and they call them thongs too...

Glad the beer worked out!

Posted by: Rachael at May 5, 2005 01:18 PM

 
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