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Whore Hater
April 22, 2005

So I have a trick tonight.


And I am dreading it.


It's a small function of about 50 people - drinks and appetizers only. That part I love. Easy stuff.

And it was to be hosted at a hall of some kind but was changed to a private home.


And it just so happens the lady of said private home detests me. I know her socially and would be honest enough to tell you if her hatred of me was warranted.

But it's not.

She's got some serious dellusions of grandeur and goes out of her way to punish me for just being me.


But it's a job and I have to be a professional and put on my game face.

But I am totally going to steal her guest soaps.

Posted by Foodwhore at April 22, 2005 01:08 PM

You mean she's "Prosti-phobic"?

Posted by: Scott P at April 22, 2005 03:30 PM

She probably hates you because youre not afraid to be yourself. A lot of people have a problem with that ... dontcha think?? Either that, or she's missing guest soap from one of your previous visits with her...lol...too bad, so sad.

Posted by: lajhen at April 22, 2005 04:37 PM

Isn't it fun when people detest you? The best solution is to kill them with absolute overweening sweetness. I wish you luck.

Posted by: snackish at April 22, 2005 05:29 PM

Why stop at guest soaps? Doesn't she have any swell silverware you can use?

Posted by: Annie at April 23, 2005 01:38 PM

Just make sure you sweetly kiss her hubby on the cheek before you leave.

Posted by: veg4me at April 23, 2005 07:00 PM

how did it go?! how it went well. :)

Posted by: J. at April 24, 2005 09:15 PM

Give her a sneezer ;)

Posted by: Jen at April 25, 2005 04:20 AM

Gosh, women can be so catty to each other. Wish it wasn't that way. Hope it went well!

Posted by: Kim at April 26, 2005 05:35 AM
 
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