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Extreme Phobia
June 26, 2005

So we did the long-distance trick.


And there was a store up North we've needed to get to so we decided to kill two birds with one stone. In doing so, we bypassed the ferry landing and took the long way around.


And we had to drive over this.


Upon seeing this engineering marvel I closed my eyes and started to pray. The Partner thought it was an odd time for me to talk to God but I told her I was simply avoiding the view.


She told me I was being silly and to open my eyes and see how beautiful it was. "Yeah. It's all pretty until there's an earthquake and we go careening to our deaths in a pile of twisted metal."
Her grip tightened on the steering wheel while she took a deep breath and said, "Bitch."

You see, I am terribly - TERRIBLY - afraid of heights.


Oh.


And bridges.

Posted by Foodwhore at June 26, 2005 07:55 PM

As a fellow sufferer of gephyrophobia, that picture caused me to break out in a cold sweat. *Shudder*

Posted by: Michelle at June 27, 2005 04:42 AM

I probably would have bailed out of the car and refused to go any further.
But what I hate more is driving UNDER bridges when there's a train going over the road on the bridge. Eeeeeessshhhh.

Posted by: Annie at June 27, 2005 07:15 AM

I feel like I can survive an earthcake on a bridge, but not one in a tunnel or the lower level of a freeway. I always grip the steering wheel a little tighter and step on the gas a little more...

Posted by: TX Friend at June 27, 2005 07:29 AM

I have a friend who is deathly afraid of bridges. And on our way from Maryland to my graduation from Johnson & Wales up in Providence, we got stuck in traffic on the Tappan Zee--which, while it is not high, is very, very long. And it was bumper to bumper, slow traffic.

My Dad was driving, and my friend, Niki, was in the front seat next to him, because she gets carsick in the back. She started chain-smoking and twitching, and Dad, being as he is unable to show affection in any way other than teasing anyone, started messing with her about being afraid of bridges.

Unable to contain herself, she snarled, "At least I'm not bald!"

This of course, caused my mother no end of amusement. And my Dad. And everyone else in the car (the husband and I.) It was a terribly funny moment. The fact that Niki was mortified made it all better.

Posted by: Barbara at June 27, 2005 08:45 AM

I feel your pain! I usually roll down the window - ESPECIALLY if there is water under the bridge as well. How many lemon drops did it take to calm down?

Posted by: Kim at June 27, 2005 08:46 AM

omigod, DP bridge, right? we took so many people out on that thing this winter. ok. not 'we'. I personally did not go on it because I am in your camp on this. but the budgie took them out, walked across, under, and back. sick man that. the thing is an engineering marvel, and after driving over it a few times it does get easier. but it's still dizzying.

Posted by: gaile at June 27, 2005 09:21 AM

I am totally with you on the bridge thing.

Posted by: Valerie at June 27, 2005 11:22 AM

Worse than driving over was trying to refrain from yelling at the people walking over. I couldn't believe they would walk over AND lean over to get a look at the water below. I wanted to shout, "run for your lives!!!!!!!!"


But that would have meant rolling down my window and I am pretty sure being up that high changes the laws of gravity and I could have been sucked out the window by the changing tide below.


Yes. I am this dramatic in real life.


It's why I drink.

Posted by: The Food Whore at June 27, 2005 12:04 PM

I once threatened to get out of a car going 55 mph when my friend's dad decided to go across the Bay Bridge in SF. I'm not a fan of bridges either.

Posted by: HomefrontSix at June 27, 2005 08:49 PM

 
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