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June 15, 2005
Today while sitting at a stop light I noticed the man in the car next to me cramming some sort of burger in his mouth.
So I'm looking and I happen to scan back in the car and see him picking his nose. Picking his nose. So with one hand he's eating the burger and with the other he's picking his nose. And this time there was no pretending that I was staring. I was. And I had a complete look of horror on my face.
About that time the light changed to green and I took off wondering which hand he freed up to drive.
Posted by Foodwhore at June 15, 2005 04:34 PM
OMG...as I was reading the first part of your post, I was thinking to myself..."Well, at least he wasn't picking his nose". And then when I got to the part where you said he was, it occured to me that I have been right all along. ALL MEN PICK THEIR NOSES WHILE DRIVING. Do they think they are in some invisible world when they're in the car? Gawd...that bugs me. For all the men that read this...go to the bathroom to pick your nose for gawdsake. Posted by: Jen at June 15, 2005 05:41 PM LoL, and then you blogged about him! well done Posted by: clare eats at June 15, 2005 06:15 PM Whoa - what a horrible story! Does it count that I was eating organic almonds and apricots in the car today?? Posted by: Katy at June 15, 2005 07:20 PM Sometimes I have a secret stash of Jelly Bellies in my super-secret compartment in my car and I eat them while I am driving. I never, ever, eat them any other time. It is like they have become so intertwined with driving in my mind that the two cannot be separated. Posted by: Suebob at June 15, 2005 08:56 PM I've been guilty of eating in my car too. In fact there is a bag of pumpkin seeds stashed in the glove box at this very moment. The most outrageous thing I've seen eaten in a car was a bowl of cereal. It was rush hour, so things weren't moving all that quickly, but come on that's why they make cereal BARS! Posted by: Liz at June 15, 2005 09:14 PM I love your title of the post! LOL Guilty of it yesterday. I had to drive 2 1/2 hours to BFE to drop off a proposal. It was after 2:00 and hadn't eaten all day. The only thing in this dinky town... Burger King. Posted by: Kim at June 16, 2005 12:15 PM Guilty of eating in my car... not the other one! Oops! Posted by: Kim at June 16, 2005 12:16 PM That was hilarious. Several of us from the office went out to lunch the other day and on the way back we were at a stoplight next to a man who was picking his nose. We were laughing so hard I almost wet my pants...anther thing you shouldn't do in a car. Posted by: jill vatican at June 16, 2005 01:38 PM LOL...at least he used the other hand. Think of how hard it would be to get one of those little onion pieces out of your nose! Posted by: ChefCDL at June 16, 2005 04:07 PM Incredible! I mean, I've eaten in the car before, but to pick your nose at the same time! *shudder* My BF was shocked that I used to eat while driving, luckily, I've stopped that bad habit. Posted by: Modern Day Hermit at June 16, 2005 04:33 PM uh HUH!! I knew there would be a nose picking part in there somewhere how gross, as if the burger wasn't bad enough! Posted by: a girl running at June 16, 2005 04:57 PM Aren't folks delightful? Do they think they're invisible in their cars? You could try my son's tactic - if he sees someone picking their nose, he rolls down the window and yells "Are ya hungry, mate?" Posted by: Sue at June 16, 2005 05:28 PM They need to make a "hands free" device for that. Posted by: Barb at June 16, 2005 06:18 PM |