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June 02, 2005
What is it about people that makes them think they are so superior that they can walk into a crowded restaruant WITH 7 OF THEIR FRIENDS and think they can just find a free table and get in an out within 1/2 hour??? WHAT?
B) Don't take an attitude with my hostess. C) Don't glare at the other patrons who got there before you and certainly don't glare at the table of 10 who had the brains to make reservations. D) Did I say to call first, moron? E) Don't act like you're doing us a big favor by being willing to sit at two separate tables. Be grateful we sat your sorry ass at all. F) Don't ask how long the food is going to take. We've got a packed house and if you think your order will magically find it's way to the front of the line, you're a moron. G) Don't harass the waitress about the wait time for the food because you're in a hurry. This is The Restaurant, not Minute Lube. H) Don't flag down the waitress after 15 minutes and remind her you all have somewhere to be at 7:00. If you only had a half hour you never should have walked in the place. Because even if you were the only morons in the place, unless you planned on having a salad, 1/2 hour isn't enough time. I) Don't make an ass of yourself and talk loudly on your cel phone telling the person on the other end that you're going to be late because, "The food is taking forever." We can all hear you in the kitchen. And we all know how to spit. Where was I? Oh yeah.
Posted by Foodwhore at June 2, 2005 10:37 PM 
Spit. A food handler's greatest weapon. Posted by: CarrieCann at June 3, 2005 12:37 AM Oh boy, that post gave me some major flashbacks from my food service jobs. You can always tell who has and who has not worked in a restaurant, in my opinion. That man has not worked in a restaurant. Posted by: gemma at June 3, 2005 08:20 AM You make me laugh so hard,I do understand all the above.I work in a Italian Ristorante. Posted by: genno duran at June 3, 2005 08:58 AM Sounds to me like he was more the "drive through at Wendy's" variety...not the "sit down at a nice restaurant" variety. I hope you wrote that list on the back of his bill... Posted by: HomefrontSix at June 3, 2005 01:09 PM What a jackass! Was it Gordon Ramsey by any chance? Posted by: megwoo at June 3, 2005 04:46 PM  |