Hey, Costco is dusty.

(ick)

WHAT THE FNARK ARE YOU DOING IN COSTCO MANG ?!?

The last time I was there I saw two 400 lb women fighting over 3 sheet cakes in the cooler. Their feet were outside the cooler and their stomachs were flayling about IN the cooler brushing this way and that ripping off lables and wrecking containers as they tore at each other yelling at the top of their lungs.
This was maybe 7 years ago and I never looked back. Except for now, but only for you. Thank you for my memoirs.

Biggles

eeewwwww gross!
digging for belly button gronk is not very nice.
You should come visit my local Costco(Richmond,CA).
I've seen Costco food handlers scratching their nutsack and buttcrack.

Thank you all.

I have never been in a Costco, and now, will never go into one.

But, I will have nightmares for the rest of my life.

Thank you.

Did you give her the raised eyebrow?

And no, it's not just you. Gross!

I don't get Costco. The prices are no cheaper than at other stores and you have to pay to be a member. Plus, the huge space seems to inspire people to run around like maniacs in this breathless way that shows their fear that someone else might get to a good deal before they do.

We joined right before we opened, rarely went and I just threw away my card after our last visit to a store a few weeks ago.

That pretty much sums up my Costco experience.

Each Costco visit is always a new - and more bizarre - experience.

I had dinner at one of the few four-star restaurants here in Louisville, and I swear to you that the server, as attentive, efficient, and sweet at she could be, put her round serving tray between her legs by her crotch when she was getting another table's check out of her little leather folder. Hand to heaven, this happened.

I refuse to go to Costco. One, I don't need the vast quantities of crap and two, I hate to be treated like a cow on the way to the slaughterhouse just to save a couple bucks.

One time I was at a Sbarro in desperation at a mall. The girl who got my pizza had a running nose and was wiping her nose on her hand and then serving food...then had the nerve to get all miffy when I told her I didn't want the food and wanted my money back...