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Of The Devil
August 12, 2005

We added to our Waitstaff last week with a new hire. She's beautiful and bright and she is finishing up her Bachelor's degree in psychology.

After a particularly insane dinner rush she came in the kitchen and said, "I don't need a degree in psychology to figure out that 90% of the population are of The Devil and they all stop by here for dinner on their way to Hell."


I smiled at her and said, "Next week I will take you out on a catering and show you just exactly what they act like when they get there."

Posted by Foodwhore at August 12, 2005 02:10 PM

And yet, you get up and go to work every day. What's the lure? Money? Prestige? The warm knowledge you kick their hellish asses on a daily basis with the skill of a ninja and return home owning their pitiful souls?
I'm curious.

Biggles

Posted by: Dr. Biggles at August 12, 2005 03:15 PM

She sounds like she will fit in nicely!

Posted by: HomefrontSix at August 12, 2005 03:42 PM

It won't be long til she'll be saving you the hassle of mouthing off to the customers.

Looks like she will be able to handle herself!

Posted by: veg4me at August 12, 2005 05:30 PM

Beautiful & bright, what's that look like?

Posted by: Dr. Biggles at August 13, 2005 07:19 PM

She will make an excellent psychologist. Come to think of it, I think some food service training should be mandatory for all social workers, psychologists and psychiatrists.

And primary care MD's, too. What the hell.

(Yes, I worked as a waitron in college.)

Posted by: Dr Alice at August 14, 2005 11:52 AM

Actually Dr. Alice,

I think psycology should be mandatory for chefs! We are a crazy, hedonistic , take no prisoners (but a lot of crap from our customers) kind of group!

Thanks for listening.

ChefCDL aka cheffy aka Cheryl

See, I'm so wacky I need three names. ;-)

Posted by: Cheryl at August 15, 2005 09:04 PM
 
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