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Pig Parts
August 16, 2005

It's been a long time since The Husband lived in his hometown back on the East Coast. He's traveled the world, lived in four different states and now this is the place he calls home.

But there are days when gets homesick for the place he calls "home" in his heart.

We were talking the other night about family, and he began to wax poetic about his dearly departed grandmother. He spoke fondly of her little farmhouse and the apron she always wore. And the food - he actually closed his eyes when he spoke of her biscuits and ham on Sundays.

And then we started talking about comfort foods we ate as kids. In my house nothing could beat The Mother's meatballs in mushroom gravy. In his house it was fried Spam sandwiches.


"Come, agin?"

"Fried Spam sandwiches. Granny would fry the Spam until it got crispy and put it on fresh white bread slathered with mayo and mustard."

"Spam. Wow. That sounds great!"

"You're totally lying. I know how you feel about Spam."

"I'm very open minded."

"Ok, so if I told you I was craving a Spam and Velveeta sandwich, would you make me one?"

"Of course I would."

"You would."

"Yes. I love you. And I would make you Spam and Velveeta. My love has no limits."

"So do you love me enough to make chitterlings?"

I swallowed hard. "My love has no limits."

"You just threw up in your mouth a little bit, didn't you."

"Little bit, yeah."


Posted by Foodwhore at August 16, 2005 11:57 PM

Oh you are a much better woman than me!My husband loves liver, and I love my husband, but if he wants it he has to cook it himself-I just can't do it!

Posted by: Karla at August 17, 2005 04:11 AM

Another fried Spam lover here. And I can totally relate to the ham & biscuits.

Posted by: Valerie at August 17, 2005 05:05 AM

Oh, biscuits and ham. Biscuits and sausage for breakfast. Left-over biscuits toasted with butter for the next morning's breakfast. My biscuits with Mommy's fried chicken. Oh, heaven.

But I wouldn't do chitterlings on a bet.

Posted by: Carol at August 17, 2005 06:24 AM

Another East Coast thing (that as a life-long resident I've never been able to eat) is Scrapple. Basically ground up left over pig parts and cornmeal. Also fried and eaten for breakfast with maple syrup.

Posted by: Sabrina at August 17, 2005 06:49 AM

I'm going to side with your husband on this one. As a southerner, I have a fondness for chitlins (as we call them) and if you ever have them prepared the right way it is a delight. My mom is hispanic and after they have been fried she stews them with onions and jalepenos and tomatoes--delicious!

Posted by: Ebony at August 17, 2005 09:53 AM

Here in the frozen north, people usually have what DH’s family refers to as “cannibal burgers” at parties. Some may know it as steak tartare, but this is far too white-trash to be called that. Plate of raw ground beef, plate of sliced onion, and cocktail rye bread. In this family, it’s usually aunt-in-law that brings this delicious treat, and she uses the cheapest, reduced for quick sale, meat she can lay her hands on, and no Vidalia or Walla Walla onions, either-pungent, strong, make your eyes water globes of nastiness that even my onion loving husband usually goes light on after he was once able to SMELL HIMSELF after eating them. To top it off, this platter of delicious food poisoning is usually left out, uncovered and uncooled, for several hours during a party. I have told the hubby that if he wants some, he needs to get it at the beginning of the party, before the E. Coli sets in.

Posted by: Kate at August 17, 2005 10:17 AM

ROTFL!

Posted by: wilsonian at August 17, 2005 10:36 AM

I'm originally from Kentucky. My mom also fried sliced canned pineapple, it went on top of the crispy fried Spam, under the melted Velveeta...

We made it for Girl Scout cookouts too, on those funny little camp stoves we made by coiling corregated cardboard in empty tuna cans and filling with parafin. Ahhh...memories....

Posted by: MemphisBelle at August 17, 2005 10:38 AM

Oh YUMMY! I loved fried spam, but I would eat it on saltine crackers. Sometimes on white bread, but my favorite was saltines.

I also loved fried bologna sandwiches.

Think of the amount of salt I ate as a kid! My blood pressure is rising just thinking about it.

Posted by: Cheryl at August 17, 2005 11:15 AM

I'm about as southern as you can get,but Spam and Chittlins' will never pass these lips.Ewww.I'm so glad my husbanddoesn't like either,'cause evidently my love does know bounds.

Posted by: emily at August 17, 2005 01:17 PM

Here in Hawaii, Spam is a staple. I've never had it, fried or otherwise, and have no plans to try.

The Diva's friends convinced her to try Spam Musabi this weekend - fried Spam on rice, wrapped in seaweed. They bought it at 7-11, BTW. (Is there meat in Spam, I wonder?) She said it was disgusting.

Posted by: Barb at August 18, 2005 03:50 AM

The Husband eats pork spam, and I have on occasion. But he doesn't like turkey spam. Go figure!

Posted by: Tiberia at August 18, 2005 05:14 AM

I love you! You always make me laugh! Write a book please.

Posted by: Traci at August 18, 2005 06:04 AM

Ah--Cheryl grew up with fried bologna sandwitches, too! A southern Applachian thing there.

I grew up with fried spam, but never much cared for it, but the bologna--that is good.

Chitlin's--well, I do have a chitlin's story, which I will have to tell on my blog sometime.

Posted by: Barbara at August 18, 2005 06:56 AM

that is love. deep and abiding and self sacrificing and definitely beyond my abilities. heh heh

Posted by: gaile at August 18, 2005 08:39 AM

Never had fried Spam, which is strange considering where I'm from. I think I could handle making it, though.

Chitlins, on the other hand, just might be grounds for divorce in this house. There's only so much I can handle.

I admire your selfless love and devotion. ;)

Posted by: Amy at August 18, 2005 09:54 AM

My Dad loved Shad Roe. It's a European delicacy. My Mom offered to make it for him once and the smell of it frying was so powerful that to this day the word "shad" makes me want to toss my cookies.

Ironically, "Shad" was also the name of the first boy I kissed. Oh dear.

Posted by: Damomma at August 18, 2005 12:10 PM

Don't miss this website with poems about SPAM. Only slightly less offensive to some of us, than eating it...
http://www.kbeamer.com/spam_haiku.html

Here's a sample;
Silent, former pig
one communal awareness
myriad pink bricks

Posted by: Cynthia at August 18, 2005 01:31 PM

What is it with men and pig parts? I came home from our trip and found Spam and pork rinds in my pantry.

Posted by: Michelle at August 19, 2005 04:36 PM

 
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