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Finger Dippin' Good
September 14, 2005

Behold the Chocolate Fountain.

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It's hard to resist the lucious, velvety chocolate cascading down in a stream of utter blissful heaven. Just the idea of a soft pillowy marshmallow or a sweet and succulent strawberry rolling in all of this fabulousness is nearly too much to bear...


JUST KEEP YOUR DAMN FINGERS OUT OF THE THING. THIS ISN'T WILLY WONKA'S HOUSE, DAMNMIT.

Posted by Foodwhore at September 14, 2005 02:00 PM

I first saw the chocolate fountain at a restaurant in a casino in Biloxi, Mississippi a couple of years ago. I was thrilled and got my plate and filled it up. Then I saw what some people were doing like sticking fingers in the chocolate and also putting their fingers on the different items that were to be dipped in the chocolate and deciding against the piece of whatever it was they were putting their fingers on. GROSS. The more I thought about the fountain, the more I think I'm not going to be visiting that dessert item!! Do you think they really get them clean?? I'm not talking about the ones that they rent out to anyone??

Posted by: sandy at September 14, 2005 03:09 PM

Personally, I hate them. It reminds me of eating from a communal trough.

We don't own one, we rent. I refuse to put out the money for what I see as a passing fad. People are pretty excited about them right now, but it's a matter of time before people catch on to the fact that people are pigs.

And they are pigs.

Posted by: The Food Whore at September 14, 2005 03:27 PM

If I saw one of those, unfettered by goo-hands, there would be trampled bodies. YUM.

Posted by: Ilene at September 14, 2005 03:41 PM

Funny you should mention this. Last night on "The Biggest Loser" at their "last supper" they had a chocolate fountain & one of the girls was literally licking the thing ... what a loser!!!

Posted by: Rose at September 14, 2005 03:44 PM

Any idea what's in the chocolate? I tried dipping a strawberry in a fountain at a wedding recently. Everybody was surprisingly well behaved -- no fingers! But I had a bad gluten reaction the next day -- and that's the only thing served that could've caused it.

Posted by: Peggy at September 14, 2005 04:17 PM

That is one beautiful display... Nasty, grubby, finger-lickin' hands aside.

Posted by: Tamiko at September 14, 2005 05:30 PM

Oh YUM! From a public health perspective, EWW. From a preggo perspective, "Who the hell cares? Now get outta my way and no one gets hurt!" ;)

Wow. I wish that was set up in my house. Talk about a craving paradise - fruit AND chocolate! I'm ready to jump through the screen and get my grub on!

Posted by: Echo at September 14, 2005 06:11 PM

Is it okay if I lick my own monitor screen? Only my fingers have been in that.

Posted by: CAD Monkey at September 14, 2005 06:42 PM

oh.... that looks fab but seriously, hire someone to keep an eye for those straying-fingers-that-dip-into-the-fountain choccie lovers...

Posted by: Lil at September 15, 2005 12:39 AM

*** drool ***

Have been reading, and laughing, but this has entry has seriously got me drooling. You are a fabulous writer. :)

Posted by: Margaret at September 15, 2005 02:55 AM

hmm, chocolate fountain. I have to speak up.

When I think about all the stuff that is fluttering about in the air, be it little bits of "dust" and pollen and sneezy bits... (dust is not a thing by itself, actually, it is little bits of other, larger things, like, well, flakes of skin, and dandruff, and hairs, and fluffy tufts from the carpet)

.. and then i think about how sticky chocolate is

... and how there's sort of air swirling all around that thing

i realize i want nothing to do with a chocolate fountain ever ever ever. The chocolate yes. Give me chocolate, lots o' chocolate. But don't swirl it all about in a sea of debris first!

Posted by: BostonCook at September 15, 2005 12:21 PM

I would sooner lick Augustus Gloop himself before I would eat out of that thing.

Although, it is so beautiful I almost considered asking for a copy of the pic so I could make it my desktop background.

Posted by: veg4me at September 15, 2005 05:17 PM

Went to an office party at Christmas that had one of these. Things were going well till the drinks started effecting the "I don't get out much" crowd. I swear they were sticking their tongues under the flow. Class, I tell you, nothing but class.

Posted by: Regina at September 16, 2005 06:55 AM

How can something so right be so wrong?

Posted by: the pragmatic chef™ at September 16, 2005 07:33 AM

I have been to a couple of weddings in the sticks..where these have been present. I also agree this is a bad idea when you have it around the "I don't get out much crowd".

BTW, more people took more photos of the fountain, than they did the bride....

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at September 16, 2005 08:25 AM

I'm a self-admitted chocoholic but even I do not like the fountain. I agree with Boston Cook - too many particles and germs in the air and chocolate is STICKY. Blech.

Give me individually wrapped Moonstruck or Godiva chocolates any day!

Posted by: HomefrontSix at September 17, 2005 12:20 AM

I know a little boy who would love to play in tht chocolate fountain....

Posted by: Barb at September 17, 2005 03:57 AM

The fruit looks goddesslicious.

But, I think that the chocolate fountain things look nasty. It just--they look tacky, like those godawful minature fountains that tacky people use for wedding cake decorations. And flowing chocolate--it isn't pretty. I don't care. It reminds me of river water.

And then I think about fingers, dust, and fingers and the "don't get out much" tacky people and their tongues and I just want to hurl.

But the fruit--that is a voluptuously rapturous display.

Posted by: Barbara at September 21, 2005 08:35 AM

 
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