You earned the right with the dumpster-diving.

What kind of self-respecting woman doesn't have a pair of little nail scissors in her purse, anyway?

first a knife then fork... HAHAHAHAHa

I could never do what you do. And my retort to the woman would not have been 1/2 as classy as yours and probably would have involved the f-bomb and a suggestion of what she could do with the fork, knife, and spoon.

I agree - the dumpster diving earned you the right!

- hfs

I carry little folding scissors. You can buy them in the sewing departments of most stores like Wal Mart. They are handy and too small to kill some one with..

You can use nail clippers to cut those tag strings off.

I want to know how she thought she was going to cut the tag off. Do it herself and maybe cut herself, maybe bleed to death? Take the dress off first? Get someone else to do it? "Excuse me sir, can you cut my tag off? Here's a razor sharp knife!"

I would never enter a kitchen without an invitation, even my own kitchen.

Spock could do that telepathic thing, but only if he touched the person.

If you had laid a hand on the woman, you'd have killed her.

Being a smartass is much better than being a murderer.

No you didn't.

Just a quick question from one of your loyal readers - who just happens to be a medical professional. Was this addlebrained twit asking you to loan her a knife & then go back to using that same knife - ON FOOD?!?!?!?! THAT YOU WERE GOING TO SERVE?? TO PEOPLE?? SUCH AS HERSELF????? I would think the Health Dept. might have an opinion on that!!

You didn't need telepathy. What you needed was the Vulcan death grip. I know that I would have been tempted to use it.

ha ha ha... I love it. Awesome blog. Will be visiting often.

So, cashing in on the dumpster dive already?

I can't understand why the woman couldn't grab a girlfriend and asked her for help/nail scissors/Swiss army knife, etc. before bothering you. Yikes!

I think people want to come into the kitchen for the same reason they want to go backstage at a concert. Consider yourself a rock star.

And hey, she didn't have a girlfriend there with sharp teeth? :) You have to love a girlfriend who is willing to bite a tag off of the back of your neck.

What a twerp. Doesn't she know that real women carry Swiss Army knives in their handbags? After all, they come in the most delightful shade of red. And you can't believe how you survived without one.

Long time lurker delurking to express total confusion
ogidogvdogedogndog dogudogpdog dogtdogrdogydogidogndoggdog dogtdogodog dogfdogidoggdogudogrdogedog dogodogudogtdog dogwdoghdogadogtdog dogpdogodogsdogsdogedogsdogsdogedogsdog dogadog dogsdogedogedogmdogidogndoggdogldogydog dogsdogadogndogedog dogpdogedogrdogsdogodogndog dogtdogodog dogldogodogodogkdog dogadogtdog dogadog dogbdogidoggdog dogkdogidogtdogcdoghdogedogndog dogddogodogodogrdog dogadogndogddog dogsdogadogydog dogtdogodog dogtdoghdogedogmdogsdogedogldogvdogedogsdog,dog dog"dogIdog dogcdogadogndog doggdogodog dogidogndog dogtdoghdogedogrdogedog.dog dog dogIdog dogcdogadogndog dogtdogodogtdogadogldogldogydog doggdogodog dogidogndog dogtdoghdogedogrdogedog.dog dog dogIdog doghdogadogvdogedog dogadog dogrdogidoggdoghdogtdog dogtdogodog dogbdogedog dogidogndog dogtdoghdogedogrdogedog.dog"dog
dog

Most of your website is that^^ - Even the "Daily Dish" on your side bar.
I was here yesterday and it was fine. I wonder if it's just me.

The dog mess isn't just you, trina-p, I see it too. I hope someone didn't hijack the food-whore's site. :(

Yeah...lots of dog insanity going on...weird :(

The original text is still there; someone has managed to insert the letters "dog" between every character. Who ...? FW, do you have enemies? Maybe that bitch who was plagiarizing you a few weeks back?

Food whore,

I have a little program to remove the "dogs" from your text if you'd like some help.

Send me e-mail if you're interested. It'll be much easier than doing it by hand.