Sarah, the 80's called, they'd like their dialect back.

Totally.

Is it me or did a large section of the generation after me come into this world with a serious lack of brain cells and tact? This was for a wedding? God forbid to think there is someone out there who loves gum-snapping, pink phone-brandishing ditz-gurls enough to wed with one.

Sounds like MTV My Sweet 16 material again.

What the heck is she doing in Washington? Someone needs to send her back to "The Valley" (Valley Girl, Fer Shur Fer Shur!)

Like, Oh my gosh! I TOTALLY hear you! :) I'm so happy I'm not the only one who goes mad when I have to hear bubble gum smackers. We had one sitting behind us in church last Sunday. Hello?! in church??

I didn't realize the other coast had Valley girls!

You should *totally* take that trick! Imagine all the fodder. It's like...a bloggers wet dream.

My mother would beat me black and blue if I went into a meeting like that. 1 don't talk on the phone 2 don't chew gum. OMFG common sense.

Please, please, please turn off your right-click trap script.

All I want to do is right-click a link to open it, and I get a copyright notice.

I assure you, that even if there were any images here to download, that a right-click trap isn't going to stop people from downloading them. Scout's honor, that's what source-view is for.

Thanks for listening to the venting, even if you never get around to changing it, or don't care to.

She is a total TWIT!

Do you have her number? ... or does she have a sister?

Like, I popped in here through like Michele's so I'm tellin' ya that like heyyyyy Michele kinda sent me?

And I find myself like really laughing, right? Because I went through like this stage back in high school where cheerleaders like really had their own language like this right and it was soooooo in.

LOL!!!! That was fun and I'm glad the Valley Girl days are over for me. *Sarah, pulling you into the new millenium now!!!*

Yeah, what Kat said. I always find myself hoping you'll do the horrible ones nevertheless so you'll have a spectacular I-HATE-PEOPLE-story for us later.

"I weep for the future."
--Snooty maitre'd, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Be thankful, there are so many of us out here who would kill for less (than having to listen to people snap their gum) - she'll probably suffer a cruel fate on the gum's behalf. Heh.

"Is it me or did a large section of the generation after me come into this world with a serious lack of brain cells and tact? "

Every single generation says this. the ironic thing being the generation saying it is usually the one responsible for creating the generation after them.

That said. I feel really sorry for the mother. Like totally.

I'm so with you on the chewing gum. I share a small office with my boss and she cracks her gum daily. When I ask her to stop, she does for 10 minutes before resuming what I call "the crack."

And it's not just gum-she chews food with an open mouth as well. And she slurps her soup. AND she always, always, eats lunch at her desk.

It is torture. Pure torture. How are people like this bred?

I'm 23 and I've never spoken or acted that way. I think she was just a twit. Didn't grow out of 7th grade apparently.

i am 22 and this girl's behavior sounds atrocious. she's like one of those bratty girls on mtv's super sweet sixteen. (if you ever have the chance, do not watch this show. you'll want to gouge your eyes out.)

anyway, lovely site fw. you're hysterical.

Um...Mary...She's on the WEST COAST. Washington is a STATE on the WEST COAST where valley girls originated...You know, in the Valley of central California???

Paris...is that youuuu?

Surely you meant to say 16? It was for her Sweet 16?

Ha ha ha... I love it. Hilarious.
Seems like her mother was reasonable...I wonder how none if it rubbed on her daughter.