Reminds me of an evening at one of our favorite restaurants. My sweetie and I were seated very close to the wait station, and enjoyed evesdropping as the waitstaff talked about other customers. Typically, I'd frown on doing so within earshot of any customers, but I just love the place and the staff so much, it was more entertaining than offensive.

are.....you.....SERIOUS???

*thud*

Maybe the wait staff should have asked if he needed another course!! Cause he musta still been hungry!!

oh my god, the things that poor servers have to deal with! i am SO thankful to be out of that position! btw, I love your blog! it keeps me laughing!

I think I'm going to be...*runs to the bathroom*

No apologies for nose pickin'.

I think you need a new category to file stories under: "bodily functions"

You get all the picky guests.

Enough!!! Get back to the real writing! You can post a nose-picking, butt-scratching, food-sneezing, floor-spitting entry every day, and it will be gross every time.

(I love it, but can't you find a new topic?)

People are pigs.

And I'm not just saying that because I spent the weekend cleaning boogers off the bathroom wall of our rental house after the DINK tenants moved out.

Seriously, wouldn't you clean that up before you moved out? Especially if you have no kids to blame it on?

Hmmmm..."butter and boogies"...
Is that "Sweet, Unsalted Butter"?

Bah-ha-ha-ha.....

Whull, geez. Maybe the guy has nose cancer or something? Maybe he's nosecally challenged and can't help leaving his finger lodged ever so tightly.
Try to remain calm and be considerate. Hopefully they'll leave soon.

Biggles

Loved this! I worked for years as a hotel convention planner. I can say that I believe every word since one year we had a truckers' Christmas party where one blitzed guy mistook an alcove in the convention center for the men's bathroom urinal. Yuck!

And along with Kaphine's comment I LOVE to eavesdrop on the waiters or just dish with them. I have my favorite haunts and usually get to know the wait staff to the point that they come over and tell me right out what obnoxiousness people are doing. I find it entertaining...now that I'm no longer in the business.

It's posts like this that remind us all - when you think no one is looking...someone is actually watching. And, usually with a camera to record your sorry ass for America's Funniest Home Videos.

Just be glad they weren't talking about the chef.