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Swamp Water
June 28, 2006

Last night, after yet another night of madness at The Restaurant, a few of us sat down to cool off from the heat, talk about the night and make sense of why the man in Table 3 ordered three entrees, paid, and then walked out without eating.


High Season for the Crazies strikes again.


And as I got up to get myself something to drink, I accidentally hit the orange pop button, when what I wanted was Coke. But rather than dump it out, I added Coke. And then Sprite. And then Root Beer.


I haven't had a Swamp Water in years.


And it brought me back to my youth when my weekends were spent at the Skating Rink with my gang of friends. It was the place to see, and be seen. Complete with Star Jeans and comb in the back pocket. And in my day, skating was done on four wheels instead of two. I stood on a pair of roller blades, once. And with my sence of balance and grace, I fell right over, took them off, and put them back in the box.

But back in the day? I was a mean skater. I could do the Hokey Pokey like no one's business. And skate backwards? Please. I was like Dorothy Hamil, just without the pretty hair and grace. But the skating rink was the place I had my first Swamp Water. That was the thing - skate a few rounds, and then slam into the snack shop to get a Swamp Water and hot dog from that heated case with all the spikes.


And I say slammed into the snack shop because that's what I had to do - skating I was good at, stopping not so much. Those eraser things on the tip of the skates were nothing more than a bumper for me. I used to watch in wonder as people would tip their feet forward and come to a graceful stop. I would tip my foot forward, catch the floor, and go tumbling into the padded seats on the far side of the rink. So I opted, instead, to just skate and then coast to wherever I wanted to go, and pray no one would be in my way.


The bathroom was my greatest challenge. I would round the corner, slam into the wall, grab the sink, roll my way into the stall, and pray I had good enough balance to be able to sit without rolling off the toilet. Washing my hands was a feat in and of itself - grab the sink, run the water, wash as fast as I could, and grab on to the paper towell holder, and then push myself out the door into oncoming traffic.

Those were the days.

Posted by Foodwhore at June 28, 2006 09:09 PM

We called that wonderful concoction a 'Suicide'. We found that the Red Banjo Pizza Parlor in Park City served it, along with wonderful pizza (with a lemon wedge on top), a vintage jukebox and a dark and dreary atmosphere. Growing up, whenever we'd visit Park City we had to eat there at least once; preferably more.

This was before Park City became the popular winter and summer destination for the Hollywood flora and fauna. It was becoming famous as a ski resort though and we thought that the 26$US price for an all day lift ticket was outrageous! When I stopped skiing it was up to 50$US or so and I'm sure it went up from there.

Alas, time changes everything. We visited the Red Banjo Pizza Parlor recently on a vacation to Park City and it was still there! The pizza was fine, but the salad dressing isn't the same (but close) and they no longer serve Suicides. The two kids running the restaurant were ready to go out to play so they closed the place down early, turning away customers. The jukebox now plays CD albums or single tracks and lists many of the more recent titles. It just wasn't quite the same though - the lights were too bright, the waitress too bored.

Posted by: Chris Hansen at June 29, 2006 12:24 AM

Whoa!!! Major flashback!!

I never had the Swamp Water, but I can totally relate to the useless rubber stoppers. All my friends were such graceful skaters, and I was the one who stopped by hitting the wall or falling over someone (usually someone I had just knocked over).

Posted by: Barb at June 29, 2006 03:56 AM

We called it a Suicide too. Every so often, I will still make myself one at a fast food place that has *make your own drinks*. My kids look at me like I'm nuts.....

And after 15 years, I recently started roller skating again. The fear of falling is MUCH greater now that I am 33 and have bad knees.........but still loads of fun....

Posted by: Jan at June 29, 2006 05:52 AM

Ahhh, memories.

Posted by: Kirsten at June 29, 2006 06:26 AM

Thanks for the major flashback. Every Saturday and Sunday afternoons, I was at the infamous Eight Red Wheels skating rink. I would lug in my large red, white, and blue case that held my beloved white skates, complete with red pom-poms. I agree that the toe stop was completely useless. At Eight Red Wheels, when you would win one of the races, your prize was a ticket for a soft drink. We would always get the southern version of Swamp Water or Suicide, called "Round The World." In our version, they would add a shot of Big Red cream soda.

Posted by: Puddin at June 29, 2006 08:08 AM

whoa, major roller barn flashbacks. and star jeans! I so remember those! The girls at my schools spent hours with their curling irons doing the farrah, and would then gracefully skate around the rink past the dorks like me who were good skaters but really sad dressers. ;-) I think I see a trip to the roller rink in my future...

Posted by: gaile at June 29, 2006 09:08 AM

did we all have the EXACT same childhood?! truly weird. or entirely north american. except that in canada, the jeans were jordash.

(i can so taste those sweating spiked hotdogs, handed over the counter in their soggy white buns wrapped in one thin, starchy white napkin from the chrome dispenser and summarily doused in mustard, ketsup and relish from those little plastic packets. twizzlers for desert anyone?)

Posted by: totally radical at June 29, 2006 10:56 AM

Then came highschool and spiking our swamp water with a whole other kind of swamp water filched from the liquor cabinet. A little of this, a little of that and voila! Shitmix! And topping the vodka with water? Apparently the parents could taste the difference. Who knew?

Posted by: Remember when people called their kids Randy? at June 29, 2006 11:03 AM

Boy - what memories. This brilliant story, coupled with my wasted afternoon of 80s videos at www.freephotosandvideos.com has made me laugh out loud! Of course, skating those days would not have been complete without the skating anthem, "We Will Rock You." Cheers to Freddie Mercury.

Posted by: offonoff at June 29, 2006 02:06 PM

Add a vote for a "suicide" or...a "graveyard". damn did i love those things. are we talking shoe skates here or the old school tennis shoe skates: http://tinyurl.com/o54x8? i had some awesome royal blue nylon ones. lol.

Posted by: stacia at June 29, 2006 02:55 PM

Suicide is what we called that too, here in So Cal. Must a regional thing. Good story.

Posted by: cathleen at June 29, 2006 07:19 PM

I now watch my oldest daughther make those wonderful drinks, which now I think taste like "swamp water", I used to go skating every friday night, and the big thing was the pop and nachos! Yum Yum! (I probably wish those nacho's were made with velveta) Thanks for the memories!!

Posted by: Kristi at June 29, 2006 10:19 PM

Remember begging our parents to let us stay for "second session"?

I was damn good at shoot the duck - pusher or pushee. I also had my own flashy white skates that I could lace with one hand and I could flip around backwards to stop. I so want to be a Roller Derby Girl.

Posted by: Kristin at June 30, 2006 11:48 PM

Heh. Skating with my Jr. Girl Scout troop once w/my younger sister along....she fell every few inches for hours, kept getting up for more. Then she skated into the bathroom, fell in the stall and broke her arm on the paper holder. She'll never live that one down.

Posted by: Diane at July 1, 2006 11:11 AM

 
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