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Shiny Clean
July 17, 2006

The Husband has watched many a cooking show in our years together. Not always by choice, but out of surrender to the fact that I hid the remote so well he could only change the channel by actually walking up to the TV to do it. Which, that thought makes me giggle even as I type it.


One thing he has always commented on was the shininess of the pans everyone uses. And I've sort of blown it off assuming he understood the magic of television in that fake kitchens have shiny baking pans. Real kitchens have pans aged from months - years - of heat and abuse. But that heat and abuse imparts the greatest seasoning ever.


So the other night while I was out tricking he, in all of his sweetness, spent a couple of hours soaking and scrubbing all of my baking pans back to their pristine shine.


I gasped when he proudly showed me his accomplishment. And I had an incredible game face, and was able to mask my horror to a face full of awe and gratitude. I didn't have the heart to tell him all of his hard work over the last two hours had completely undone all the hard work I had done over the last two years.

One of these days I will sit down and explain to him the value of a well-seasoned pan. But for now, I will let him think he's done something fabulous for me.

Bless his heart.

Posted by Foodwhore at July 17, 2006 11:21 AM

OMG!!! My jaw dropped at the thought of that!!! I have only got my bread pans seasoned after 5 years!!! Lemon Drop time after that?

Posted by: Jen at July 17, 2006 11:58 AM

Well, at least he had his heart in the right place.

Posted by: Jackie at July 17, 2006 12:08 PM

That is very sweet!

Posted by: Ani at July 17, 2006 12:15 PM

Conversely, I knew a kind woman who cleaned all of her husband's pipes...same kinda misplaced effort.

Posted by: Nana at July 17, 2006 12:34 PM

This is why my husband and I have the household duties split thusly: I do everything in the kitchen (cooking and cleaning) and he does the rest out the housework.

There is no game face that does the trick when you come home to find your cast iron skillet soaking in the sink.

Posted by: swankette at July 17, 2006 12:52 PM

My 11 year old boy lost our remote ON FATHERS DAY.

I broke out in hives.

Posted by: Dr. Biggles at July 17, 2006 01:37 PM

And to think of all the other "things around the house" with a "patina" that REALLY need cleaning. Bittersweet!

Posted by: mb at July 17, 2006 02:08 PM

I read in a "kitchen bloopers" column somewhere the story of newlyweds...she left the house, and the poor man kindly scrubbed all the pans to shiny silver...including the non-stick one! Bet he could barely lift his arm after that.

Posted by: Cary at July 17, 2006 02:30 PM

Thin sheen of crisco, 500 degree oven, about 80 minutes.

Turn the fan on.

Repeat until satisfied.

Posted by: Sigivald at July 17, 2006 02:59 PM

What a sweetheart. I know the feeling though, my hubby detailed my "new" '73 Superbeetle... including scraping off the vintage Grateful Dead sticker on the back window!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! Wish I had kept my gameface like you did. Oh well.

Posted by: Sharon at July 17, 2006 03:21 PM

Oh no! My dad did that to my mom's wonderfully seasoned cast iron skillets a few years back. Mom wasn't so good with her game face...


- hfs

Posted by: HomefrontSix at July 18, 2006 12:28 AM

Wow! I don't envy you the conversation. But what a really nice gesture.

Same thing happened with my non-stick stuff right when John first moved in except he put it all in the dishwasher. Now we only have stainless steel pots and pans. I'm alright with those being shiny, but I think the thing that gets to me is the way he loads the dishwasher. It's resulted in a lot of chipped rice bowls.

However, I'm just happy he's contributing so I don't say much and try to pick up a bowl or two when I'm at the Asian grocery store.

Good luck with the talk. I really enjoy your blog and your honesty.

Posted by: Deb at July 18, 2006 05:16 AM

The first meal I ever cooked for my husband, I gave him the Cast Iron Skillet Lecture. And he said, "Of course you don't put soap in those. Even I know THAT." That's when I knew I had a winner. :-)

Posted by: Katherine at July 18, 2006 05:19 AM

Oy vey. My Grandma scrubbed my Dad's wok one time - I thought the man was going to weep.

Posted by: Chillygirl at July 18, 2006 06:33 AM

Sounds like a real sweetie! Maybe it would be better to let him have the remote.....hehehehe

Posted by: Karen at July 18, 2006 07:48 AM

What a nice guy :) And you're pretty nice too for masking your horror...

Posted by: Suz at July 18, 2006 08:31 AM

oh dear god. high thee to a sally-ann for some used and serviceable pots and pans? replace his favourite old chair with a shiny new lazy boy by way of passive aggressive revenge?

Posted by: jape at July 18, 2006 10:08 AM

Hope he doesn't read your blog :D

Sorry about the pans - DH gets screeched at if he even attempts to clean my cast iron.

Posted by: Kimmer at July 18, 2006 10:37 AM

truly you love this man, because that's definitely grounds for divorce

bless his heart...
love that.

in the south we say, bless his heart when talking about some poor old soul.
Talking about the hideous newborn of your sister, you say "not very pretty is he, bless his heart".
Talking about nutty grammpy "can't remember to zip or unzip, bless his heart".
It covers all sins...

I can just hear it...friends over... you say "husband dear cleaned my pans, bless his heart". The southerners will know.

Posted by: speckledpup at July 18, 2006 02:22 PM

dearie... he's so sweet. but i think let him be occupied with the remote while you bang away with your pans. waitminute, could it be "sweet revenge" for hiding the remote?

Posted by: sapishnut at July 18, 2006 06:12 PM

Yep . . .he's a keepah...
My DH thought he was helping when he did the laundry. I now where "pink" undies, bras, t-shirts . . . you get the picture. I just couldn't figure out what "red" item he threw in with the "whites"? I don't wear a lot of red, except when I blow my cool.
I have fun with you... :-)

Tootles,
Anni

Posted by: Anni at July 18, 2006 06:37 PM

My housemate decided to be helpful one day and 'cleaned' my carbon steel wok back to shiny and silver.

It must have taken at least an hour to get three years of seasoning off the wok, not to mention lots of detergent.

*sigh*

All new housemates are taught proper cleaning and care of woks, knives and other kitchen equipment as one of the first things these days.

First time poster - love the blog

Posted by: renee at July 18, 2006 06:59 PM

Don't look at me. I put my cast iron skillets through the dishwasher to save myself from scrubbing.

Posted by: Platy at July 18, 2006 09:47 PM

Oh..I'm laughing and cringing simultaneously! How wonderful of him to do that for you! You KNOW that he was anticipating the look on your face of appreciation and love when you saw how he'd labored for you, his love..
And how good of you to put on the game face for him, your love. You did exactly the right thing. I applaud you for not crying and blubbering, as I may have done.
Maybe in return, you could do something nice for him? Like clean his computer. I believe it's called "reformatting"? All shiny and clean just for him!
Oh no don't do that, but it surely is the equivelant!

Posted by: Mandy at July 19, 2006 06:30 PM

 
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