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November 13, 2006
Ok I need your help.
The pie crust thing - well - all the great advice you have given me in the past hasn't done much but confirm I can't bake a damn pie crust to save my life. Seriously - someone holds a gun to my head and says, "Make a pie crust or it's over", I would raise my hands and say, "... make it quick..."
I've done the sweet potato pie with a gingersnap crust. And, well, the filling was great. The crust was akin to a gingery mass of caramelized sugar and burned butter. I tried to use that, "Oh the first slice is so hard..." But the truth was the first slice was just an indication of the doom about to befall anyone silly enough to try a bite.
It will either be a really great triumph, or be a really great testament to just how pathetic I am.
Posted by Foodwhore at November 13, 2006 10:12 PM
Must it be a pie? I have some nice press-in tart recipes that don't burn, mostly because of the tart's shorter cooking time. Posted by: Annie at November 13, 2006 11:19 PM I know it's probably against your nature to do this... but go ahead and try the frozen pie crust dough from the store. NOT the frozen pie crust shells, but the rolled up pie crust dough (next to the butter and other canned doughs in my store). I've used them a couple of times and they work well. Or, you could go ahead and submit to Mr. Kimball's Cook's Illustrated version if you really need to make it from scratch. Good luck, Posted by: Graydon at November 14, 2006 12:10 AM This is the most awesome sweet potato recipe I've ever eaten. It's more like dessert than a side dish. I don't know why you couldn't put this in a pie shell. I also have an equally good pumpkin pie recipe that has a sweet spiciness that sets it apart from others. I suppose you could add the topping from the sweet potato recipe to it if the topping you request is a must. I don't know what to tell you about the pie crust. I wish I could make it for you. Pies are my specialty. Is there a bakery in town that would sell you a made-from-scratch pie crust? The frozen crusts from the store are just wrong,,,,,although most people don't make true pie crust and probably wouldn't object to a frozen one. What part of the pie crust do you struggle with? The mixing? The rolling? Let me know, I've taught many people how to make pie crust. Sweet Potato Casserole Mash potatoes until chunky, mix in sugar, butter, eggs, vanilla and milk. Pour into sprayed 13 x 9” glass dish Topping 1/3 cup melted butter Sprinkle over potato mixture. Bake, uncovered, 25 minutes at 350 degrees. Dude’s Pumpkin Pie Combine in order: Mix ingredients well, pour into 10” uncooked pastry shell. Bake at 350o for 45 minutes or until knife, inserted into the center of pie, comes out clean.
Posted by: sue.g at November 14, 2006 03:44 AM Hi. Posted by: Julie at November 14, 2006 05:19 AM Dear FW: I'm going to agree with Graydon... except he said "frozen" but I think he meant: get the "refrigerated" pie crusts in the refrigerated section of the store (near dairy) - I believe they are made by Pillsbury. I, like you am not a pie crust creator - and these work well for me! (After all, would the DoughBoy steer you wrong?) lol. Posted by: LisaInCT at November 14, 2006 05:50 AM 2 words: dough boy. he IS your friend, if you will let him. Pie crust terrifies me and I haven't even tried it. If the Good Lord wanted us to slave over a pastry sheet with ice water he wouldn't have made the Pillsbury Doughboy. Poppin' Fresh!!! Posted by: Tonja at November 14, 2006 05:52 AM I can't make a pie crust to save my life either. So, I wimped out and I use a shortbread dough...AND it tastes so incredible compared to a regular pie dough. Try this one... http://feastandfamine.com/shortbread_crust.html Trust me, it works like a charm and you look like a genious, rather then a fool... Posted by: Sarah at November 14, 2006 05:55 AM I would be happy to share my pie-crust making tips with you, and encourage you not to give up. Every crust I made was a total disaster until one day it just clicked, and since then I've been pretty consistent. I've also got a great alternative for you, which I'll post below. It's not my recipe, but it's a great recipe from Bon Appetite that I used to make in my crust-phobic days. After reading your description of the failed gingersnap crust, two problems occured to me: 1) Your oven runs too hot. (Do you have a thermometer?) or 2) The crust was taking too much heat from the bottom, which can occur when the pie is too close to the bottom element, or the door is opening and closing a lot. Good luck with the pie! WEET POTATO PIE WITH THREE-NUT TOPPING Crust Filling Topping For Crust: Coarsely grind all nuts in processor. Blend in graham cracker crumbs, sugar and pumpkin pie spice. Add butter and blend in using on/off turns until moist crumbs form. Press crumbs onto bottom and sides of 9-inch deep-dish glass pie dish. Set aside. For Filling: Preheat oven to 350°F. Bake sweet potatoes until tender, about 1 hour. Cool potatoes; peel. Puree in processor. Transfer to bowl and whisk in eggs. Cook butter in heavy medium skillet over medium heat until melted and brown. Add sugar, honey and pumpkin pie spice and boil 1 minute, stirring constantly. Whisk in cream. Add butter mixture to potato puree; blend until smooth. Pour filling into crust. Bake until center moves only slightly when pan is shaken, covering with foil if crust browns too quickly, about 40 minutes. Meanwhile, Prepare Topping: Stir first 3 ingredients in heavy medium saucepan over low heat until sugar dissolves. Increase heat and boil 1 minute. Mix in nuts, coating completely. Spoon hot nut mixture over pie. Continue baking until topping bubbles, about 5 minutes. Transfer to rack and cool completely. Serves 8. Bon Appétit Posted by: Amy at November 14, 2006 06:18 AM Find a Fannie Farmer cookbook. Look up the recipe for Basic Pastry. Follow it exactly. It has never failed me in *mumble* years of making pies. In particular: * Don't add too much water, just enough to hold it all together. * Don't refrigerate before rolling. If you do, the shortening will harden and the individual crust layers will separate. * Roll it thin. Most commercial bakeries don't, which is why most commercial pies are (IMO) disgusting. Good luck! Posted by: Katherine at November 14, 2006 06:31 AM Assuming two things: 1. If what I have read on your blogs about you is true, and 2. if you are using your hands to mix the crust like one should, your pie crust probably fails for the same reason mine do - our hands are too warm. My cousin with the always-cold hands is a pastry whiz. Me? The refrigeated roll-up kind is all I use any more. And few people, if any, can ever tell. My French Coconut Pie (with one of those crusts) nets me a lot of compliments I don't really deserve! Posted by: Miche at November 14, 2006 06:33 AM The best pie crust I've used is by fellow blogger Elise at: http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/002141all_butter_pie_crust_with_almonds.php It never fails me, and has a wonderful almond flavor. Good luck! Best, Posted by: Deb Schiff at November 14, 2006 06:44 AM I will recommend the Pine nut crust, it has a great flavor and it's quite easy. plus you get 3 for the work of 1. good luck Posted by: Ricardo at November 14, 2006 07:16 AM What about an oil crust? No need to worry about hot hands with that one. Or maybe a tart crust? As long as you don't make it too thick it should do fine as a pie crust. Might be a bit on the sweet side but I find it easier to work with than pie crust. I totally agree with other suggestions to go with the Dough Boy. No one will know. And if you think someone suspects it isn't homemade just give them the evil eye. I'm sure they'll get the message. Posted by: AuntJone at November 14, 2006 07:18 AM Yup, yup, yup, have to agree with those recommending Pillsbury's refrigerated. I make good pie crust, I've made good pie crust since I was 8, but the stuff in the red box is almost identical to mine so what's the point in messing with all the chilling and rolling and flour everywhere? That said, gathered from various posts above, the idea of a shortbread cookie style crust in a tart pan with a sweet potato filling and a nice thick crunchy top streusel top just sounds yummy. Might have to try that myself. If you're really determined to get good at making plain ol' pie crust I suggest Cook's Illustrated or Rose Levy Beranbaum's Pie and Pastry Bible. Posted by: Gwen at November 14, 2006 07:44 AM Piece of cake, baby. Or rather, piece of pie. Posted by: Charlotte Schulten at November 14, 2006 08:17 AM I was just watching Alton Brown last night on Good Eats and he made the perfect pie crust. There were alot of steps but here is the link: http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_9747,00.html Posted by: Beckik at November 14, 2006 08:53 AM Alton Brown also has a Sweet Potato Pie recipe that I'm using (along with his pie crust recipe) for Thanksgiving this year. http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_24965,00.html Posted by: IL#2 at November 14, 2006 09:19 AM Pillsbury? Bah! Humbug! It's only acceptable if your guests don't know what pie crust is supposed to taste like. Posted by: Katherine at November 14, 2006 09:25 AM Ignore the naysayers. Pillsbury crusts are fine. (I believe pie crust used to be made with lard, which many people can't or won't eat. And I think Crisco is the horrid fat product we are supposed to avoid this week.) Forget the piecrust, it is simply too dangerous. Posted by: AP at November 14, 2006 09:38 AM Skip the pie and offer them large quantities of lemon drops and they won't care if they have pie or not. Posted by: Annie 2 at November 14, 2006 10:30 AM Go get it out of the case at the store, not the freezer case but with the biscuits. Pilsbury makes it and it tastes as good (really better IMO) as any homemade crust I have ever eaten and then you can concentrate on the filling. NO ONE WILL KNOW IF YOU DON'T TELL THEM!!! I PROMISE!!! Posted by: Regina at November 14, 2006 11:40 AM Ummm, taking a different approach...why did you volunteer (or accept the assignment) to do pie? You're a strong woman. Stand up for yourself! There's nothing wrong with "I don't DO pie!" Posted by: Nana at November 14, 2006 11:43 AM OTOH, Epiblog offers "one I baked last year, a Pumpkin Pie with Spiced Walnut Streusel; it has the proper amount of crunch and sweetness with a hint of spiciness." Posted by: Nana at November 14, 2006 11:46 AM Hope this can help you out...it sounds too simple to be true, but it really is a winner! It says it's pastry for a tart but can also be used for a pie...delish! 250g plain flour (9 ounces) Tart Shell Wrap pastry in plastic wrap and chill for 30 minutes. NOTE: When lining the tin, have the pastry come up high, as the pastry will shrink. All the best
Posted by: Lesley at November 14, 2006 12:50 PM I, embarrasingly enough, can get mine good only one way-- works great for savory pies and vegetables, not so well for the delicate stuff-- works fine for sweet potato pie. Posted by: Tanya at November 14, 2006 01:29 PM I've been reading your blog for some time now and also in retrospect so you may guess I don't hate your guts too much. Not that I would depart on a round-the-world tour with you tomorrow, but... you get me, right? Now you are asking for my/our help so here's my advice: cut the crap and forget this damned pie. Get someone to do it at the restaurant. Pie crusts obviously, unlike me, hate your guts and they are not a bunch to fool with recipes raked off from the internet. It is a sign of integrity to come to terms with one's shortcomings. Begin with pie crusts. And then one day you'll wake up to realize you bake beautiful pie crusts. And then you'll understand other great truths of human life too. I hope I didn't sound patronizing, just wanted to share my personal experience. For some time now my pies are just gorgeous. Hugs. Posted by: Eszter at November 14, 2006 01:51 PM Perhaps it's sacrilegeous, but Martha's method works for me EVERY TIME. Just follow the directions. Never has a chance to touch my hot hands. I always refrigerate it after mixing, and then again after putting into the form I'm using. ALWAYS turns out amazingly. Posted by: Frank at November 14, 2006 02:13 PM Although I'm a good cook, I too, am pie crust challenged. It's one of those things you have to develop a feel for and I don't bake enough pies to acquire one. I fall back on nut flours. You can buy almond or walnut meal at some high end grocers or grind your own in a food processor. Mix 2 cups of nut flour with 1/4 cup melted, unsalted butter and simply pat into your pie tin. Much less mess and much less angst. Posted by: KAT at November 14, 2006 02:16 PM I don't have a sweet potato pie recipe, but I have a great easy crust recipe that I make as part of a sour cream apple pie. I think it would be good with sweet potato pie. 1 cup flour Combine crust ingredients. Blend well with pastry cutter. Press into 9-inch pie pan. Posted by: Linda at November 14, 2006 02:29 PM I mangle pie crusts regularly - so I finally broke down and asked my Mom for my Grandmother Mahoney's pie crust recipe. I always loved her pies. Here it is: PROCEDURE: In an 8 oz cup put in one egg and beat it, add one tablespoon vinegar to the 8oz cut with the egg in it and then add water and fill to top of 8 oz cup. Pour the water/vinegar/egg mixture over the Crisco and flour, stir it up till everything's combined. Refrigerate 24 hours. Then form into 5 same-sized balls - you have 5 pie crusts now! Freezes well - let come down to room temperature before you roll out. I roll mine out between two sheets of wax paper dusted with flour to avoid sticking. Posted by: Ann at November 14, 2006 03:18 PM I avoid the crust completely. I make my pumpkin or sweet potato mixture, put it in either individual ramekins or one decorative deep baking dish. The dish goes into a water bath and baked as one do a custard of mousse. No one has complained about not having a crust. Good luck. Posted by: Maureen at November 14, 2006 05:30 PM I was a member of the crappy pie cust club until this recipe and I met up.
Mix salt sugar flour then add butter and cold water- mix in food proccesser until crumbly and then work together by hand- don't over mix. Work into a ball, wrap in plastic and chill before rollling out. Leave out the sugar if neede for a quiche. Posted by: Lumpy at November 14, 2006 05:39 PM As bad as it sounds, lard makes much better pies than Crisco. Lard is natural and Crisco is not, but where would you find it in the city? I live near the Amish. Actually, I use refrigerated crust, but I only found it acceptable if I rolled it out thinner. I used Pillsbury for years until someone told me that Kroger's store brand was better. And it is! Posted by: Earth Girl at November 14, 2006 06:27 PM Sorry if this is a repeat. What about some sort of graham cracker type crust, but made with ground pecans instead? A little butter, a little cinnamon, whatever else goes in those...? Posted by: Elle at November 14, 2006 06:51 PM send me a mail, I'm in Seattle and would love to help out. Posted by: pez at November 14, 2006 07:16 PM Pie crusts have always plagued me until I stopped trying so hard to make them. Kind of like your experience with biscuits, I just added flour and butter together until it felt and looked right (a little crumbly and barely sticking together) and then I add a teaspoon of water at a time to bind it. I put it in the fridgie for 20 min to reset the butter and then roll it out. I also use the method Tanya uses of cooking the crust and ingredients separatly. Also, I recommend Gooey cakes instead of pies. Paula Dean made a pumpkin gooey cake that i served for Thanksgiving last year and I will never go back to pumpkin pie. I'm sure you could adapt a recipe to sweet potatoes. The recipe is at www.foodnetwork.com Posted by: Leslie at November 14, 2006 09:17 PM I won't address the pie crust issue; you got a lot of good advice (and recipes). BUT -- what's up with a streusel topping? The only topping (personal opinion) for SWP is hand-whipped (beater or mixer) whipping cream from the carton (in a pinch, Reddi-Whip's Heavy Whipped Cream in the can works) Posted by: mary at November 14, 2006 10:12 PM I've made my own crusts and they turn out great - but they taste just like the Pillsbury ones and I get an equal amount of compliments. After all, if it's just flour water and fat - why would they taste any different? Plus, they look homemade because you can put them in your own pan and crimp the edges yourself. Posted by: lisa at November 15, 2006 10:30 AM This is a great - and reasonably healthy - recipe. I'll be streusel could be added pretty simply. And I'm sure all the egg whites could be reduced to whole eggs and the soy milk substituted for cow's milk. Sweet potato/pecan pie: Makes 12-14 servings Crust: 8 graham crackers, finely crushed Preheat oven to 325F. Lightly spray 10 inch non-stick heavy-gauge springform pan with cooking oil. Mix all crust ingredients together thoroughly and press firmly into pan. Bake 4-5 mins. Cool on rack. Sweet Potato Filling: 2 1/2 Cups steamed sweet potatoes, mashed until smooth Raise oven temperature to 350F. In a large bowl mix all ingredients until well-blended and completely smooth. Set aside. Pecan Filling: 6 organic egg whites Combine first 5 ingredients in large bowl and beat throroughly until well combined. Stir in pecans and vanilla. Pour sweet potato filling into baked pie crust and smooth top. Carefully pour pecan filling on top. Bake for 1 hour to 1 hour 15 minutes, until a knife inserted into the pie comes out clean. Cool on rack. Posted by: Emily at November 15, 2006 01:50 PM Forgot to post a PIE recipe! Use my pie crust recipe posted above - Grandma Mahoney's pie recipe. But do this apple cranberry filling and walnut streusel topping. I made this pie last year for Christmas and it was a hit! The cranberries make the pie nice and tart! (I think the credit for this recipe goes to Emeril Lagasse.) Apple Cranberry Pie Filling: Walnut Streusel Topping: 8 and 2/3 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut up Directions 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit 2. Prepare Grandma Mahoney's pie crust and drape over a DEEP DISH pie tin so it's ready for the filling when you're done. 3. In a bowl combine the brown sugar, cornstarch, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt, and mix well. In another bowl combine the apples, cranberries, and lemon juice, and toss well. Pour the dry mixture over the fruit. Melt 2 tablespoons of the butter, pour it over all, and mix thoroughly. 4. Turn the mixture into the pie shell and bake the pie until the fruit is tender, for about 1 hour. I recommend putting a large pan on the rack below the pie to catch any overflowing juices - just in case. Remove from the oven and set the pie on a rack to cool. 5. In a large skillet oven medium heat, melt the remaining 8 tablespoons butter with the granulated sugar. Cook, stirring, until the mixture is bubbling and the consistency of a thick roux, for about 5 to 6 minutes. Stir in the cream, vanilla, and walnuts and cook, stirring constantly, for 4 minutes. Remove from the heat and cool for 20 minutes. Spoon the topping over the cooled pie and refrigerate overnight. 6. To serve, cut the pie into wedges, and add a scoop of ice cream, if you like. You can heat this pie up BY THE SLICE in the microwave if someone wants a warm slice - heating the whole pie up in the oven will make it harder to slice prettily. ENJOY! You just inspired me - I'm making this on for my husband's family for Thanksgiving! Posted by: Ann at November 16, 2006 05:39 AM Have to agree with the graham cracker crust - here's a great recipe: Posted by: Meg at November 16, 2006 01:44 PM Ann - so interesting how recipes evolve! My Great Grammy Hermann's crust was similar to your grandmothers - except: 2c Crisco (I assume that's about 1lb.) for liquid - I combine 1/3 cup water, 1 egg yolk, 1Tbl cider vinegar, and 1Tbl brown sugar. All other steps are the same. This one has been tried and true for 3 generations. Thanks again, Grammy Hermann! Posted by: shera at November 17, 2006 12:37 PM I am jumping on the Pillsbury pie crust bandwagon. I am a decent cook and pretty good baker but pie crusts always end with screaming, cursing and other vile things. Once I discovered the Pillsbury pie crusts my life was changed. I could make tarts and pies and not threaten bodily harm Posted by: girlgoyle at November 17, 2006 06:26 PM |