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June 04, 2007
So it was early. Dark early. And in my shuffle around the kitchen I opted to make my morning oatmeal without the benefit of fully waking up. Shuffle shuffle... oatmeal in a bowl. Shuffle shuffle... water over the oatmeal. Shuffle Shuffle... into the microwave. Shuffle Shuffle... grab some dates and a few walnuts. Shuffle Shuffle... add a sprinkle of cinnamon. As I shuffled across the floor to turn on the television I took a taste of my creation with great anticipation - I love oatmeal and all of it's creamy goodness. But it was - odd. Slightly smokey and pungent. I took another bite - and this time it hit me. I sighed heavily and I shuffled back over to my spice tins to pick up what I thought was the cinnamon. For the record - cinnamon is fabulous on oatmeal. Cumin, however, is not.
Posted by Foodwhore at June 4, 2007 03:51 PM
Well, the cumin would be good for an oatmeal taco. Yech! Yep, even a nightlight near the spices would help. Posted by: Laura at June 4, 2007 06:08 PM I laughed out loud at this. I am sorry, I do not usually laugh at other people's misfortunes. Posted by: Chelle at June 4, 2007 07:23 PM My daughter accidentally put Emeril's Essence on her oatmeal once. After a bite or two she decided she liked it and ate the whole bowlful. Posted by: Ellen-Mary at June 4, 2007 08:06 PM I love cumin but probably not on oatmeal. I once lovely dusted a Bakewell tart with cornflour instead of confectioners sugar. Like your blog by the way Posted by: Sarah Bell at June 5, 2007 12:07 AM Once put salt in my coffee instead of sugar...decided it tasted pretty good after all. Drank it, too! Love the stories, keep 'em coming! Posted by: Andy at June 5, 2007 05:31 AM Ouch. It could have been worst, though. Think of powdered garlic for example. Or dill. Posted by: Ada at June 5, 2007 07:32 AM My daughter accidentally put Emeril's Essence on her oatmeal once. After a bite or two she decided she liked it and ate the whole bowlful. BAM! Posted by: Domenico at June 5, 2007 07:42 AM I know someone who accidentally used ground cloves instead of chili pepper when she made chili....we still laugh about it years later. Posted by: Tiberia at June 5, 2007 09:48 AM That reminds me of that time I put cinnamon instead of cumin in my huevos rancheros, except the end result in my case was more favorable than yours ever could have hoped to be. Maybe if we put the cloves between the cinnamon and cumin containers... Posted by: kwan at June 5, 2007 03:06 PM Oh, you take me back so many years to the morning when my mother put paprika on our "cinnamon" toast. I think those little mix-ups are so much more memorable when one is victimized by them as a child, since under those circumstances, the whole thing is a total surprise and makes no sense at all. I, too, once put salt in my tea, which was ALMOST as memorable as the paprika, since I loaded up the cup in the middle of the night on an international flight. I drank it out of sheer mortification (and in hopes that somebody would then give me another cup so that I could try again). Posted by: mdvlist at June 5, 2007 04:50 PM I did exactly the same thing when I was young. I remember it distinctly. Posted by: Andrew at June 5, 2007 09:05 PM Back in my days as a summer camp counselor, we had a few birthdays to deal with. One birthday perk was that the birthday kids didn't have to wait their turns, instead they (and their cabins) got to go first, no matter how old they were. One boy, probably about 11, not only went first, but crammed half a piece of cake in his mouth before even leaving the serving table. An "in your face" gesture. Followed by a look of horror on his face. Yes, the cook had accidentally replaced nearly all of the sugar in the cake with salt. The icing was ok, but the cake was inedible. The replacement cake the next day was much better, although the birthday boy was much more careful to taste just a nibble at first. Posted by: sister AE at June 6, 2007 03:10 AM See FW you are not alone! And it seems to me that "mistakes" like this lead to new creations/recipes... however, I do not think this one is going to be too popular. I am jealous that you like oatmeal, I have been trying to get myself to like oatmeal for YEARS now with zero luck... to me it's, well, gross. Though it IS supposed to be good for you. Posted by: LisaInCT at June 6, 2007 10:23 AM And I thought I put cumin in everything.... Posted by: PerpetualCarouse at June 6, 2007 03:05 PM |