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November 27, 2007
So, I've been sitting on this one for a couple of days, pacing the floor trying to find the right words to describe this moment.
And what it is ... well... some man shoved his Size 36 Tighty Whiteys down the toilet in The Restaurant and tried to flush them.
When this little tidbit was reported to the kitchen a round of Rock Paper Scissors ensued and sadly, I lost. So I gathered up a Bathroom Emergency Kit, which consists of tongs, rubber gloves, and a plastic bucket - all items to be thrown away after the extraction. I would like to say this is the first time I've created a Bathroom Emergency Kit, but a few months back a sweet woman dropped her credit card in the toilet before she... um... sat down to take care of business, so she came out looking for help. Anyway.
As I discretely made my way back to the kitchen I had a couple of thoughts - do I put these in the Lost and Found next to the umbrellas and scarves? Do I treat them like a bad check at a road side diner and tac them to bulletin board behind the cash register? Or do I get a DNA sample, locate the fella and jump him in the streets by putting the underwear over his head?
Posted by Foodwhore at November 27, 2007 10:04 AM 
Wow, just wow. Maybe he enjoyed the food so much that he over ate, went to the bathroom to do his business and found his stomach had expanded so much that he couldn't fit his underwear in his pants? Posted by: Margarita at November 27, 2007 11:07 AM Gosh, you really know how to find them. What was he thinking? Perhaps he had an accident and wanted to hide the evidence? Posted by: StevenHB at November 27, 2007 11:19 AM OH... MY... GOD. That is JUST disgusting. The restaurant business surely teaches you one thing and that one thing is there are an alarming amount of disgusting, awful people in this world and for some reason, they're all permitted to go out to eat whenever they feel like it. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to leave the house. Uh... Posted by: TaratheFoodie at November 27, 2007 11:50 AM I've been reading you for over a year now, and at first I thought you exaggerated about the crazies in your life. With this post, I have been officially proven wrong. And I am so sorry you are a crazy magnet! But I do love your blog. It's one of the only ones without pictures that can always keep my attention (yeah, I'm a little ADD, so pictures usually help)and makes me laugh . Thanks for rocking so hard. Posted by: leena! at November 27, 2007 03:00 PM This is too strange! My daughter just went into a bathroom a few days ago (not a restaurant) and had to leave because the toilet was plugged with a pair of men's underwear! Is this the newest trend, or what?? Yikes. Posted by: Karen at November 27, 2007 04:26 PM I would've worn a mask too. I simply do not understand people who do these kinds of things. Get the DNA sample, track the dude down and shove his size 36 in his mouth. Happy Holidays! Posted by: Kristin at November 27, 2007 05:22 PM Funny! Gross! Manisha from Indian Food Rocks pointed me here after reading my post in a similar vein. Posted by: Kitt at November 27, 2007 10:01 PM Good grief! Perplexing and truly disgusting. Posted by: suzanne at November 28, 2007 12:14 AM There are no words,,,,, Posted by: sue.g at November 28, 2007 03:35 AM wow. Posted by: Garrett at November 28, 2007 08:57 AM I'm just imagining the guy (now, without underwear) going about his business in the restaurant like nothing happened! Posted by: Flo at November 28, 2007 09:08 AM  |