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Tables Don't Grow On Trees
January 15, 2008

I love it when people get argumentative - as if challenging us when we say, "Sorry - you will have to wait" will magically make an empty table appear out of the sky.

"Oh, really. How long is this wait?"

"Not too long, about 20 minutes."

"Well there is no way we can be seated sooner?"

"No I am sorry."

"So if I demanded to be seated immediately you couldn't find a table?"


Well when you put it that way - yes. Yes of course you can be seated immediately. Just let me go ahead and shove Old Lady Tompkins out of her chair and rip the fork out of Mr. Tompkin's hand. Give us a second or two to wipe up the mess and you can sit right down. Or if you prefer we can go out back to The Magic Tree and plick a fresh table off the branches.

So. Over. It.

Posted by Foodwhore at January 15, 2008 11:33 AM

I'll find you a table...at the restaurant down the effing street. What an ass.

Posted by: Susan at January 15, 2008 12:43 PM

Some people have their heads so far up their, well, you know whats, that they can't see a restaurant is full. I hate it when people take things personally that have absolutely nothing to do with who they are, what they look like or how much money they have. If there isn't a table, there isn't a table. Get over it, wait, or leave. Sheesh!

Posted by: Katie at January 15, 2008 03:46 PM

I've often found that when a restaurant says there's a 20-minute wait, it's sometimes a bit less than that. They're trying to give folks their best estimate, that's all. Sheesh.

Posted by: mizburd at January 15, 2008 04:28 PM

I thought it was bad being a server, now I thank god I was never a hostess.

Posted by: Shelley at January 15, 2008 05:15 PM

I hate when people do that when we don't have the whole serving staff on yet. An unexpected resh at 4pm and people say "I see empty tables, I demand not to wait 20 minutes for a table!" Well thats fine, but you're gonna have to wait 20 minutes for service!

Posted by: Leslie at January 15, 2008 09:10 PM

I know people can be such a PITA sometimes, but I think many diners have the perception that many restaurants routinely reserve tables for VIPS, so they may feel like if they are demanding enough, the restaurant will fork over those reserved tables.

Posted by: Karen at January 16, 2008 07:40 AM

 
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