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Well Done... Done Well
April 29, 2008
"And how would you like your steak?"
"Well done."
"Well done it is."
"And I want a nice pink center."
"So you want your steak cooked medium?"
"I want my steak well done. And a nice, juicy, pink center."
"I am sorry. I think I am confused."
"What is to be confused about? I want a pink center, and I want it well done. What is so hard to understand about a well done steak? I want it to taste good, juicy pink in the middle. I don't want it done bad. I want it done well." *insert tsk of disgust here*
Please don't question why I lose my biscuit once and a while. With people like this slowly pecking at the fiber that is my sanity, be grateful I haven't lost the whole batch.
Posted by Foodwhore at April 29, 2008 09:12 PM
