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Ok, people. Someone might want to notify The Coast Guard.

I am tricking on a boat. A yacht, actually. Big boat. Huge. Which I am grateful for because anything smaller reminds me of that year I went lake fishing, and in all of the excitement of all that trout I tipped the boat. I also fell out of The Father's Boston Whaler when someone forgot to tell me they were pulling away from the dock. They say those boats never sink. The crew, however - not so much.

Me and starfish - we're close.

I did not mention any of these things to The Client, though I did swallow hard and choke a little on my tea.

Should be fun. Should be - interesting.

Should be a little of white-knuckling the teak rails in the galley.

Posted by Foodwhore at May 10, 2008 02:19 PM