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August 26, 2008
'Tap Tap Tap' 'Tap Tap Tap'
"Can you fix it?" "No. Really. Walk away. It's time. I told you this would be coming." "But..." "Walk. Away."
And I was warned. Smart enough, fortunately, to have a back up. But died. Pfft. Gone. Nada. So here I am, bright and shiny and new. Kind of like The New Freezer, The Resurfaced Work Table, and the shiner I left on The Food Nazi's - aka The Health Department's - Eye last week. "Your kitchen is spotless. Really. The best I've seen. But this custard has been sitting here the entire time we've been talking and I am going to throw it out because you did not inititate proper cooling procedures." The Bastard. Posted by Foodwhore at August 26, 2008 05:35 AM 
I have one word for that inspector: fucktard. Or maybe two, dead meat. I tend to loathe food inspectors - don't EVEN sift my flour looking for cockroaches, I keep a clean kitchen. Twatweasels, all of them. Posted by: Hellga at August 26, 2008 07:54 AM Health inspectors are either a)overzealous and obnoxious or b) lazy and outright stupid. In NYC we had a restaurant (I use the term loosely - it was fast food) so overrun by rodents and roaches that you could see them crawling around in the store while the employees set up...and only after the local news got a video did they care (it's on YouTube). Meanwhile they're shutting places down for (gasp) air-curing their meats. Not that! Posted by: Emily at August 26, 2008 08:24 AM
Cruel, cruel world. Posted by: Ben at August 26, 2008 08:39 AM Um....Comment to Ben....HUH?!? Posted by: Carmen at August 27, 2008 08:47 AM Clearly Carmen you're not enough of a geek. Cutest eulogy for a computer - ROFLMA... Posted by: anon at August 27, 2008 04:59 PM Have a nice lemon drop and pffffft to inspectors. Posted by: LeeAnn at August 27, 2008 08:02 PM  |