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<description>The Groom has always dreamed of serving ribs at his wedding. Now, no offense to him, but really? This is what you have always dreamed of? Most guys I know dream of Winning the America&apos;s Cup, or pitching for The...


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<title>Bitchotine Patch.</title>
<description>I cannot believe we are a mere two weeks away from The Most Adored Food Holiday in All The Land. And as is tradition for our family we will all share what we are grateful for this year. And my...


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<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:11:57 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Seriously...</title>
<description>There&apos;s an intern in my kitchen. A mentoring project - a chance to give back. And - a favor for a friend. First order of duty - wash the pans. It is everyone&apos;s first order of duty. I&apos;ve yet to...


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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:04:31 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>I Want The Cobwebs Back...</title>
<description>Things overheard at The Restaurant: &quot;Oh no. Please take this way. There is so much food on this plate that I am starting to shake. Please hurry!&quot; And 1/2 hour later... &quot;We would actually like dessert. I want the pumpkin...


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<title>Ahhhhhh....</title>
<description>That is the big sigh of fabulous relaxation I&apos;ve been given the last week. Yes I&apos;ve had a nasty cold, but whatever. I was trick free for 6 days and I went to battle with the cob webs living high...


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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:07:27 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Ma&apos;am, Yes, Ma&apos;am.</title>
<description>As I am always want to say I love a good Wedding Planner. (*WP) There&apos;s no fuss, no confusion, no random guest coming into The Kitchen to ask where the bathroom is. A good Wedding Planner can have a function...


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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:58:09 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Ogre Fest &apos;08</title>
<description>I hate Saturday weddings. Friday nights are perfect. The wedding happens and then the reception happens in a time frame that coincides with dinner. People have a reasonable expectation about the time they eat since they probably had breakfast and...


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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:07:59 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Easy Like Sunday Morning</title>
<description>I love getting up early on Sunday Mornings. Everything is so quiet and I feel like I have the entire place to myself. A nice change from a normally very chaotic life. This morning was no different, except for the...


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<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:04:48 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>...And The Drag Queen</title>
<description>...So I quickly grabbed a bottle of wine and put my arm through the arm of The Mother of The Bride - My Client. I led her back to the kitchen, gave her a chair and poured her a glass...


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<title>The Gasp...</title>
<description>So I was standing by The Bar when The Mother of The Groom came in the building. To date The Parents of The Groom had not met The Parents of The Bride. I was standing talking to The Mother of...


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<title>Good Times</title>
<description>Dropped 3 eggs on the floor this morning. Stepped in dog poop. I got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and took a header over a pile of folded clothes... clothes I was too...


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<category>Just My Luck</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:04:01 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Blacklisted</title>
<description>It is common practice for many multi-purpose venues to have a Preferred Caterer list. And the practice calls for The Caterer to meet with the venue owner to be approved for said list. Nothing difficult, meet and greet, share credentials,...


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<category>Tricks</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:07:38 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Blue Striped Bikinis</title>
<description>We are blessed with a lot of repeat customers at The Restaurant. And I am very blessed with the kind of memory that allows me to remember what they had the last time they were in, and to know exactly...


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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 13:07:54 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Have You Seen My Biscuit?</title>
<description>I read a quote today, I cannot remember it verbatim but it went something like this: Live your life in a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says, &quot;Shit, she&apos;s awake..&quot; Funny thing...


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<category>Just My Luck</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:56:29 -0800</pubDate>
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<title>Famous Last Words</title>
<description>&quot;When you get to The Venue you will find the key under the planter by the front door. The Linens will all be in the table to the left of the kitchen door. You are welcome to use our china...


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<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:00:01 -0800</pubDate>
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